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dbeckner

  1. I know more than I want to about extension cords. IE: 20 AMP cord w/household outlet connections is more rare than a flock of flying cattle
  2. Father's Day came early this year. My imaginary kids are the best!
  3. NEVER buy from ProFlowers.com unless you want spam a couple of times a day & want your email sold to companies who'll do the same
  4. I'm getting a MacBook Air today, but I have more meetings than ever before I can go pick it up. #LikeAKidTheNightBeforeChristmas!!!
  5. Been inside way too much today so I came to Laguna Beach to recharge. Ran across an old friend I've been concerned about. #DivineAppointment
  6. Hitting the ground running to solve emergencies @ work means I'm going to this dr appt unshowered. #Yuck #MyApologies #Taking1ForTheTeam
  7. There's no getting around it, sir. You're carrying a purse. twitter.com/dbeckner/statu…
  8. My upstairs neighbor got a dog a couple of weeks ago. I didn't know one dog could bark that much. Currently it's howling. Not quite as bad.
  9. So I got stronger (much stronger) reading glasses today. Now when I look up from what I'm reading, I feel like Mr. Magoo. #Can'tSeeANYTHING
  10. @RickWarren This one's for you and all of my fellow Saddleback Church staffers. #SlowJammin'Tweet #ShoutOut @Saddleback
  11. Pre-Avengers dinner at In & Out Burger. Gotta fuel up if I'm gonna watch a movie this late and stay awake. #Not20Anymore
  12. I always get a little creeped out when I make eye contact with somebody & say "Hi" and they keep walking like nothing happened. #Zombies?
  13. Enjoying a 1/2 price frappuccino at Starbucks. You can, too, if you get there by 5:00!
  14. Great meeting with a clothing manufacturer today and awesome BBQ for lunch. It's gonna be a great day!
  15. When I was 15 the dr told me I had a dead kidney. Today I found out its alive, but damaged. Miracle or misdiagnosis? #FeelingHealthier
  16. Having a landlord weekend. Lots of cleaning, repairing and replacing to do before the next guy moves in.
  17. New Chick Fil A is going in across from Laguna Hills Mall. Not that we "need" another one, but I'm still stoked to see another one going up.
  18. I opened Mission Shirts to raise $ for missions. God's blessed sooner & better than imagined! 350-shirt order today! facebook.com/MissionShirts
  19. My Starbucks free drink coupons have been piling upon my glovebox. Today's coupon shoulda been used in Oct '10. twitter.com/dbeckner/statu…
  20. @JohnCassetto thanks! @robbiewdye sweet!