dbecher
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You know, I'm a pretty nerdy guy, but I draw the line at grown men who use "pwn" in real life unironically.
1:27 PM Mar 20th
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Whats the quickest way to know if ones heart has exploded? I'm asking for a guy who just drank too many energy drinks and has a 3-hour class
12:49 PM Mar 19th
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This opens up a whole new world of completely ripping off your jokes while on-the-go.
7:51 PM Mar 18th
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Does it violate the NDA if I tell you I copy and pasted this tweet in the iPhone OS 3.0 beta? Because I totally did!!!!!!(!!!!!)
7:49 PM Mar 18th
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Oh man, is it already that time of year for me to not give a shit who your favorite basketball team is? Boy, how time flies!
3:40 PM Mar 17th
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@ I wouldn't want push notifications of *all* tweets, but maybe for DMs/new followers (using the emails)?
12:48 PM Mar 17th
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in reply to chockenberry
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@ I have a nickname for people who eat in the bathroom: "a danger to society".
12:44 PM Mar 17th
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in reply to Balut
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Downloading the 3.0 SDK to create my groundbreaking new Recursive App(TM): the app that sells you more Recursive Apps(TM) right in the app.
12:26 PM Mar 17th
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OK fine, you caught me: I thought about eating this fudge nut brownie while sitting on the toilet.
Don't give me that look.
12:15 PM Mar 17th
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OK could you guys please stop tweeting so much? I'm finding it increasingly difficult to recover from my random multi-day twitter fugues.
6:25 PM Mar 16th
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I AM AMBIVALENT ABOUT THE NEW FACEBOOK!!!! I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS EITHER WAY!!!!!!
6:19 PM Mar 16th
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Let's see…twitter, email, RSS, tumblr, reddit…I can't help but think I'm forgetting something.
OH SHIT I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING IN 18 HOURS
9:44 AM Mar 12th
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The promise of a mildly interesting update has led me to check facebook almost 3 times in the past week. Well played, facebook. Well played.
9:12 AM Mar 12th
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Warning: do not EVER take Computer Science 3123: 'Introduction to Numerical Meth.' There is literally NO meth involved. What a rip-off.
1:38 PM Mar 11th
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This IKEA joke has been flat-packed to save characters. You must supply your own umlauts and Swedish words that sound like bodily functions.
12:40 PM Mar 11th
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This Spanish language newspaper has “THE SPANISH LANGUAGE NEWSPAPER” in english on the top of every page. You know, as if I wouldn't notice.
1:46 PM Mar 5th
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Tonight's dinner featured Nutella, chicken, ranch dressing, and ice cream. Don't worry, though; it was *organic* chicken.
5:29 PM Mar 4th
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Oh my gosh! Today was 3/3/09! Get it, because 3*3=9! Ok seriously you guys even for me this is a bit much.
7:42 PM Mar 3rd
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What an amazingly appropriate day to decide to fix this cuckoo clock. DING CUCKOO DING CUCKOO DING CUCKOO HAHAHA SOB.
7:07 PM Mar 3rd
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I'm adopting a Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy on why I have the "My Humps" song in my head. Hint: it involves some not-so-lovely "lady lumps."
6:53 PM Mar 3rd
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- Name David Becher
- Location Charlotte, NC
- Web http://davidbeche...
- Bio Brazen. Bold. Hilarious. Unscrupulous. Has sexy nostrils. None of those things.
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