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dazzw

So the BBC had all day to come up with a space filler for the non-snooker time and all they could come up with is Welsh Top Gun?!! 12:57 PM May 7th via TweetDeck
Andrea Bocelli hasn't even glimpsed at her tits. Is he fucking blind? 3:59 PM May 5th via TweetDeck
Apparently the MBNAs voice recognition phone menu isn't advanced enough to recognise sarcasm yet. 3:40 AM May 3rd via TweetDeck
@TheSleepyNinja Speaking of which, I'm going to get my headphones. Sennheisers, donchaknow! 4:14 PM Apr 29th via TweetDeck in reply to TheSleepyNinja
@TheSleepyNinja Haha - except the boss doesn't start hitting back until you're already comatose from the previous levels. 4:10 PM Apr 29th via TweetDeck in reply to TheSleepyNinja
@TheSleepyNinja Ah, the old "If 2 glasses make me feel this good then surely a third will make me feel even better." Silly us! 4:05 PM Apr 29th via TweetDeck in reply to TheSleepyNinja
Does it count as drinking too much if you've decided in advance to drink too much? 3:51 PM Apr 29th via TweetDeck
I just put up a temporary holding page on my dazzw.com while I decide what to do with it. 3:32 PM Apr 29th via TweetDeck
@SongoftheOss Thank you nurse. I'll stop rocking for a minute. 3:08 AM Apr 29th via TweetDeck in reply to SongoftheOss
It's that time of the week when everyone goes to tell God how sorry they are for being human: twitpic.com/9f51r0 3:06 AM Apr 29th via TweetDeck
@SongoftheOss That was some other guy. I'll post the view from mine (but I'll cut out the bouncy wallpaper).... 3:04 AM Apr 29th via TweetDeck in reply to SongoftheOss
RT @RickHarwood: View from my window. The birds are now struggling to get the bread from the lawn. twitter.com/RickHarwood/st… 2:59 AM Apr 29th via TweetDeck
After a lifetime of deliberation I've decided that my religion is ABC: Agnostic Buddhist Christian. They're not actually mutually-exclusive. 3:44 PM Apr 28th via TweetDeck
@neilmcgrath Pure, unadulterated and wonderful WTF??!!?!!!??!!!! 3:24 PM Apr 28th via TweetDeck in reply to neilmcgrath
I have no fucking idea what this is about but I just pissed myself laughing... twitpic.com/9ex24q 3:16 PM Apr 28th via TweetDeck
@neilmcgrath Spot on, gaylord. 1:44 PM Apr 27th via TweetDeck in reply to neilmcgrath
@neilmcgrath Ta missus. I must call out soon with this stuff for a bit of a jam. twitpic.com/9eca9f 12:30 PM Apr 27th via TweetDeck
Alliterative anti-stress advice: Alter, avoid or accept anyone or anything causing anxiousness or anger. 2:52 AM Apr 26th via TweetDeck
RT @daraobriain: @Sknowles3 Seriously and with respect, go fuck yourself. You don't decide who is Irish or not. <<Haha! Too fucking right! 2:00 AM Apr 23rd via TweetDeck
I just popped a Niquitin lozenge and there's no little band playing on my desk. Is that only in promotional packs? 9:28 AM Apr 22nd via TweetDeck