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Bought a bunch of gifts and a whole NYE beer haul in Ithaca today for like $100 & change. Ithaca beer stores: who knew?
9:45 PM Dec 15th
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Now THAT'S more like the terrifying drive home in blinding lake effect that I've been missing all winter!
7:46 PM Dec 15th
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RT @: the holidays feel so diminished sans leslie and her wonderful advent calendar. can't believe it's been three years.
3:43 PM Dec 15th
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: wherein I read a bunch of terrible fiction (currently "Monday Night Jihad" by NFL placekicker Jason Elam)
8:11 PM Dec 11th
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And I heap such praise on a deli that is currently blasting "The Christmas Shoes" at ear-splitting volume.
10:01 AM Dec 9th
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Every time I eat at the Brooklyn Pickle I feel like a fucking chump for ever eating anywhere else. All other delis look like amateur night.
10:00 AM Dec 9th
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Seriously, were so goddam good I wanna quit smoking and order something from Pizza Hut, even though I do neither.
10:51 PM Dec 8th
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UGH JAWBOX WERE SO GOOD
10:37 PM Dec 8th
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@ Trust me: just about anybody can get published in Ploughshares these days.
9:16 PM Dec 8th
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@ I saw spoilers already, but I think I'd start watching Jimmy Fallon regularly if played "Reel" tonight!
8:47 PM Dec 8th
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@ DRINK WATER. STAY HYDRATED.
8:46 PM Dec 8th
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Hey Santa: could possibly be a trending topic tonight? (Short of a split 7" with Just1n B1eber, anyway?)
4:51 PM Dec 8th
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@ Saw a bit (not on TV, this being Eagles country, kinda). If I'd only known he'd make my unfunny joke less funny six hours later!
6:39 PM Dec 6th
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Considering it flew more than 20 yards, we can rule Jason Campbell out as the guy who threw the beer bottle in the Maryland/Villanova game.
6:27 PM Dec 6th
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@ Don't choke! Remember the '94 Sonics!
4:20 PM Dec 6th
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@ ugh why cant you be :/
10:37 PM Dec 4th
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holy crap "autobiography?"!!!!
8:08 PM Dec 4th
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Talked some NBA w @ in sausage line before the @ show. One of the funniest dudes ever, and a real pleasure. Thanks Tom!
7:22 PM Dec 4th
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@ tough life, i know :D
5:00 PM Dec 4th
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@ going to sloan tonite @ house! hit me up!!
3:32 PM Dec 4th
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