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  1. @ERIKAjaneC Wait, now we're on The Office? Awesome!
  2. @LaurenHGraham I hope the reason you feel entitled to lie and impersonate someone is bc you're living in an outhouse.
  3. @MyNameisRazzle For my money, it goes Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, and then a tie between Tenenbaums and Fox.
  4. Here's the one thing I can't swallow about vampire mythology: that it blows being a vampire and that none of them recommend it.
  5. Fantastic Mr. Fox lives up to its title in a big way.
  6. I still love twitter, but I feel like it's about time to add some new positions or tweet in the kitchen. Maybe a tweet-way?
  7. @stagemomz Warning, you may jump from your 4th floor window in a moment of Damages induced madness. It's that serious.
  8. RT @STAGEMOMZ: @daxshepard1 2 episodes into damages
  9. @EthanSuplee For-profit prisons are one the few places left to get good, affordable health care.
  10. @EthanSuplee I made the mistake of reading the last page first. Spoiler Alert: Health Care dies at the end! Public Opt becomes an orphan!
  11. @kaseyanderson @ERIKAjaneC, you're both dead. Starting now.
  12. oops, apparently I don't know how to use the retweet feature. Yes to @Pantscladmonkey, that's her new home, at the Parenthood set.
  13. RT @Pantscladmonkey: @daxshepard1 @ACPCarCast Did I see Dax's monster Lincoln today? Black with black rims and big hood "scoop." On the ...
  14. @SnapTheJap Thanks a lot STJ. You shouldn't rule out trying it yourself though. You may get a different, more favorable result.
  15. My experience in the stock market has been nearly identical to my experiences in Vegas. Minus the pretty hotels and fun.
  16. If you hate football but love fumbling, come see me at @DougBenson 's interruption show tonight at Largo (9pm)
  17. KB: describe burrata cheese to my mom ME: if baby jesus lactated, and they made a cheese from his milk, it would be burrata.
  18. I wish Anderson Cooper was straight, and that I was a girl.
  19. @wickerman2kl I think if you read about credit default swaps and the multi-trillion dollar derivative market you might rethink regulation.
  20. @ERIKAjaneC How great is Schlammdog Millionaire? The greatest of all time? The Einstein of kick ass? I think so.