daxshepard1
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@ Wait, now we're on The Office? Awesome!
11:49 PM Nov 22nd
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@ I hope the reason you feel entitled to lie and impersonate someone is bc you're living in an outhouse.
11:46 PM Nov 22nd
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@ For my money, it goes Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, and then a tie between Tenenbaums and Fox.
11:38 PM Nov 22nd
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Here's the one thing I can't swallow about vampire mythology: that it blows being a vampire and that none of them recommend it.
11:36 PM Nov 22nd
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Fantastic Mr. Fox lives up to its title in a big way.
12:03 AM Nov 22nd
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I still love twitter, but I feel like it's about time to add some new positions or tweet in the kitchen. Maybe a tweet-way?
9:47 AM Nov 21st
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@ Warning, you may jump from your 4th floor window in a moment of Damages induced madness. It's that serious.
11:31 PM Nov 20th
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RT @: @ 2 episodes into damages
11:27 PM Nov 20th
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@ For-profit prisons are one the few places left to get good, affordable health care.
3:31 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to EthanSuplee
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@ I made the mistake of reading the last page first. Spoiler Alert: Health Care dies at the end! Public Opt becomes an orphan!
10:35 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to EthanSuplee
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@ @, you're both dead. Starting now.
10:37 AM Nov 19th
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in reply to kaseyanderson
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oops, apparently I don't know how to use the retweet feature. Yes to @, that's her new home, at the Parenthood set.
10:35 AM Nov 19th
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RT @: @ @ Did I see Dax's monster Lincoln today? Black with black rims and big hood "scoop." On the
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10:33 AM Nov 19th
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@ Thanks a lot STJ. You shouldn't rule out trying it yourself though. You may get a different, more favorable result.
10:03 AM Nov 18th
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in reply to SnapTheJap
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My experience in the stock market has been nearly identical to my experiences in Vegas. Minus the pretty hotels and fun.
3:36 PM Nov 17th
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If you hate football but love fumbling, come see me at @ 's interruption show tonight at Largo (9pm)
3:56 PM Nov 16th
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KB: describe burrata cheese to my mom ME: if baby jesus lactated, and they made a cheese from his milk, it would be burrata.
12:00 AM Nov 16th
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I wish Anderson Cooper was straight, and that I was a girl.
4:39 PM Nov 15th
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@ I think if you read about credit default swaps and the multi-trillion dollar derivative market you might rethink regulation.
8:54 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to wickerman2kl
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@ How great is Schlammdog Millionaire? The greatest of all time? The Einstein of kick ass? I think so.
10:00 AM Nov 12th
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in reply to ERIKAjaneC
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- Name dax shepard
- Location LA
- Bio Comedic actor who is light on both comedy and acting.
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