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Defy. Not so much a brand of washer, as it is an attitude. Stop fscking tripping the whole house, you bastard.about 21 hours agofrom twibble
twitter ('twit-uh') n. A service that encourages one-liners in 140 characters. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!about 22 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Four fingers: not necessarily an accurate measure of tot size. Unless perhaps you're Michael Jackson.about 23 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Where the fsck did my youth go? I could have sworn I left him on the futon.5:25 AM Jul 12thfrom TweetDeck
I'm not saying he was well-endowed, but it was like there were three of us in that cubicle.8:58 AM Jul 11thfrom TweetDeck
Ah, the miracle of birth. Such a privilege to witness it. Although I can tell you I'm never going back to that restaurant again.4:19 AM Jul 8thfrom TweetDeck
M&G 20090703 p18 "Russia's attempt to create joint gas venture w/ Nigera ... classic branding disaster - new company named Nigaz."4:11 AM Jul 4thfrom TweetDeck
I hope those scratch marks are from my cat. If not, there's another clawed creature in my apt resisting my advances. Which is just weird.11:45 AM Jul 3rdfrom TweetDeck
RT @fireland:B'n on hold so long can't remembr who I called.I've a creditcard out & my pants off but tht doesn't really narrow it down much.12:46 PM Jul 2ndfrom TweetDeck
shapshak ('shap-shak') vb. 2. To improve an episode of @zatechshow by removing oneself after 27 mins. cf."That's MR-pulling-a-sickie to u".3:27 AM Jun 15thfrom TweetDeck
