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  1. Ahh Microsoft, my graph being a different colour must be a new Redmond area slang usage of 'significant functionality' I was unaware of.
  2. Another entertaining evening in Northbridge. Wasted guy walks down stairs and across our table leaving pools of blood behind.
  3. Why hello beer, you aren't supposed to still be in the freezer.
  4. Someone get me out of this house and away from French Gangsta Rap.
  5. iTunes Genius, why do I keep clicking on you? I like the music you play, it is from my library, of course I like it. Just not what I expect.
  6. Since switching exclusively to Gmail I'm amazed by the number of people that actually seem to cook with SPAM.
  7. housemate: "Damn crackers keep cracking"
  8. Amazon, I've asked before but why do you need to send me an email to confirm that I no longer want to receive your emails?
  9. did I mention I finished the Kahlua, Vodka and Gin? Now I'm eyeing off the black sambuca.
  10. did I mention I hate reports?
  11. for those interested in the acid the other week: We're keeping it all and getting 2 cases of the smaller size. Let the bidding begin.
  12. I feel sorry for my poor neighbours with the amount my housemate uses Skype off their wireless.
  13. Just found the cheque I've been looking for for two days. Unrelated: my room is now clean.
  14. I've been a bad boy and am banned from the cleanroom for a week. The bosses seem to think this is a punnishment.
  15. Hrmm, ordered 27 x 385mL bottles of acid and recieved 7 x 3.85L bottles. Not sure what to do with the excess, it's deadly stuff.
  16. Question going around the office: What's more important, your PhD or your wedding? You can get married anytime, PhDs are only three yeasrs
  17. Surprised it has taken a year, but the combination of iTunes on shuffle and dodgy party mixes has finally rickrolled me.
  18. Windows 7 Footprint: 19.6GB of that 13GB is Pagefile and Hibernation file.
  19. The Ninja has arrived. Going to be a great weekend.
  20. Tommorw it is now. Boss won't be happy.