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daweiner

  1. "Water's my favorite flavor"
  2. With a pic like that, shouldn't the splash be "HOT MESS"? yfrog.com/nyasrp
  3. I got a bathing suit, booze, and a bag full of bath salts -- this Vassar reunion is going to be off the chain.
  4. God has sent a tornado to fix the top of the Washington Monument. No one shall be harmed.
  5. "Videographer Killed the Political Star" #RielleHunterMemoir cc: @BenjySarlin
  6. While I appreciate the choice, if you wear a designer scarf as a sling, I'm not going to believe that you're actually injured.
  7. RT @milesnostyles: Oh great, there's also a Girl Fieri. twitter.com/milesnostyles/…
  8. @cschweitz Y u broadcast my messages?
  9. RT @KennedyFriedChicken: @MikeBloomberg FUCK YOU!
  10. Only fair fight I can think of is a bantamweight Hamburglar vs Bloomberg cage match. Two men enter, one man leaves.
  11. Who knew that it was never Team Jack vs Team Sawyer, but really Team Jack vs Team Breezy? #PostNewsCycleLostTweets
  12. Oh yeah? Well Jughead Jones is transgender. And Big Ethel is okay with it.
  13. #MillionFollowersProblems RT @tjortenzi: The guy who ate another man's heart and brain replied to a tweet that I wrote: bit.ly/L3md6t
  14. College reunion starts today. I have a feeling it's going to be less like "The Big Chill" and more like "Salò"
  15. What year am I in? RT @RosieGray: Clinton done, crowd fired up, U2 playing
  16. Yeah, so people can hack your implants and kill you: econ.st/N3Nmem Paging Ray Kurzweil. (h/t @RogersMatthew)
  17. @RogersMatthew Link for Economist story?
  18. @andylevy It's not a decision, okay? Green Lantern was just drawn this way from birth.
  19. Blake Lively, forever a beard. RT @NewYorkPost: Green Lantern Comes Out As Gay Superhero twitpic.com/9rn2or