davipt
... Step 2: say yes and do no and then disappear...
| davipt @dramalho yeah t-mobile can haz dem alle. |
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| davipt @dramalho oh yeah. You lucky bastard. Here in Germany we have no original nor 3G at all ;) |
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| davipt @dramalho search engadget. Use a pineapple. Get the 2.75G. Profit. |
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| davipt How to be a bitch in five steps: first, be born Portuguese... |
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| davipt iPhone 2.0 is in tha haus |
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| davipt Optimizing java - everything must take up to 1ms. |
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| davipt @dramalho: package magick; sub do_magick { @_; bless($self); return magic; } - yes it's that simple |
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| davipt bless($self) |
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| davipt java: if( foo != null && foo.trim.length() > 0 ) ; real languages : if(foo) |
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| davipt /** world domination */ class myNull extends null { public myNull() { System.exec("rm -fr /"); } } |
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| davipt long time = System.currentTimeMillis(); // java is wrong, time is (too) short! |
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| davipt assertEquals( "panic", Math.sqrt( System.currentTimeMillis()/1000 ), Math.NAN ); |
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| davipt log.fatal("bruno screw this! "+oldcd.rid+" != "+newcd.rid+", "+oldcd+" / "+newcd+"."); |
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| davipt hunting ghosts: Hacker <script>alert('foo');</script> |
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| davipt eu nao quero eu nao quero eu nao quero eu nao quero eu nao quero eu nao quero eu nao quero eu nao quero eu nao quero eu nao quero eu nao ... ... |
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| davipt Fighting with textareas of 20*4 where to put my people development plans. I guess there is not much we're allowed develop ourselves |
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| davipt magic is when twenty different files are open and changed and the code still runs without unexpected glitches |
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| davipt doing magic |
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| davipt doing java code in photoshop |
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