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  1. Joe Lo Truglio sent me this great video of him in his bathroom - http://bit.ly/1byBLC
  2. They're happy tears. #threewordsaftersex
  3. No one in Hollywood seems to like to go out for breakfast early in the morning. Except me. http://yfrog.com/3t46669745j
  4. Looking out the window I can see the RooterMan really knows how to shove his dong up in there. http://davidwain.com/files/...
  5. Superjail coming to DVD! Hear my weird voice in an even weirder show! http://bit.ly/2q9aa
  6. A first! Kids dressed as "Kissmyanthia" as opposed to "Kiss"! http://bit.ly/3SYqkP
  7. Anyone with a child: GET this DVD! It's amazing and will mesmerize any kid & buy you some time to sit on the pot http://www.gimmejimmies.com
  8. I've written the next great NYC romantic comedy movie. The screenplay is one page long. http://bit.ly/4DhER9
  9. Attention Stella Shorts fans: the "Cat" girl directed a movie! See it tomorrow night on HBO! http://bit.ly/2P8VGx
  10. RT @natashaleggero: Is there an iphone app that lets people with iphones know their phone is ringing? (via @thomaslennon)
  11. @craigwedren blogs about us being BFFs http://bit.ly/18s9Ok
  12. I just added an informative (albeit humorless) "Frequently Asked Questions" to my website! http://www.davidwain.com
  13. tonight's Halloween SWEET show at the Slipper Room, 9:00 w/@Davidwain, @natashaleggero, @johnmulaney, + a big guest (via @Thezog)
  14. Best (and most entertaining) perspective on health care situation in America - listen! Even just the first half! http://bit.ly/4ClBHn
  15. If you're remotely interested in fun, you'll be at SWEET tomorrow night, where I'll be deeJaying & sidekicking. http://tinyurl.com/yk8uvzo
  16. "Fast Times Over At Ridgemont High" #movieswiththewordoveraddedasthethirdword
  17. Dial "P" for Murder #oneletteroffmovies
  18. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love thy Bomb #oneletteroffmovies
  19. Maybe best sandwich I have ever had, meat loaf @ Sandwhich in Chapel Hill, NC. http://yfrog.com/0lms6xj
  20. Childrens Hospital coming to TV next year! http://bit.ly/3s8KI2