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  1. Are you in Cleveland? Come hang out at my screenwriting class! Starting now till 3 at Cleve institute of Music!
  2. My favorite modern era SNL sketch is back! "What up with that!"
  3. So nice to be back in New York where my special toilet sprays me from below so nicely!
  4. Joe Gorden Levit is amazing and adorable, no kidding!
  5. Guy @JFK in front of me on the phone. Not in the phone booth, mind you. No, he's using his handheld cellular phone. CALLING GEORGE JETSON!!
  6. Come to my class in screenwriting on Monday. Afterward I generally massage the students. http://cinemascreenwriting....
  7. I'm hosting "Best of Cleveland" comedy night benefiting Milestones Autism programs, Monday night! Come by! http://milestones.org/comed...
  8. I am totally at a Laker game!! http://yfrog.com/1yyqnwj
  9. Directing an episode of "Party Down" with Sarah Burns, Kerri Kenney, Jim Piddock, Rob Huebel! So fun! http://yfrog.com/j7gp0j
  10. Joe Lo Truglio sent me this great video of him in his bathroom - http://bit.ly/1byBLC
  11. They're happy tears. #threewordsaftersex
  12. No one in Hollywood seems to like to go out for breakfast early in the morning. Except me. http://yfrog.com/3t46669745j
  13. Looking out the window I can see the RooterMan really knows how to shove his dong up in there. http://davidwain.com/files/...
  14. Superjail coming to DVD! Hear my weird voice in an even weirder show! http://bit.ly/2q9aa
  15. A first! Kids dressed as "Kissmyanthia" as opposed to "Kiss"! http://bit.ly/3SYqkP
  16. Anyone with a child: GET this DVD! It's amazing and will mesmerize any kid & buy you some time to sit on the pot http://www.gimmejimmies.com
  17. I've written the next great NYC romantic comedy movie. The screenplay is one page long. http://bit.ly/4DhER9
  18. Attention Stella Shorts fans: the "Cat" girl directed a movie! See it tomorrow night on HBO! http://bit.ly/2P8VGx
  19. RT @natashaleggero: Is there an iphone app that lets people with iphones know their phone is ringing? (via @thomaslennon)
  20. @craigwedren blogs about us being BFFs http://bit.ly/18s9Ok