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davidthejedi

@josephflores2 Defeat? That was implied. I SAID own. Fallacy. Boom. Logic. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to josephflores2
@josephflores2 Yeah. I'll be Spock and much like in real life-own you with logic. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to josephflores2
Also. They have money for Enterprise?! All I want is a fucking lightsaber! Lol. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
My little brother graduated. I'm so proud. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Tonight was a good fucking night. Went to a show with @josephflores2. Its been a long time. And it was fun. Goodnight. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Just saw @ToucheAmore. Fucking amazing. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
What an emotional day. Topped off with 'My Way' by Sinatra. Perfect. :) 9:06 PM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Woooow. Black shirt. Red tie n all. RT @josephflores2: A MCR action figure my sister found that she had. instagr.am/p/LQ-U-LAV-L/ 2:17 PM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
BestMovieLine “Fools aren’t born, Pongo. Pretty girls make them in their spare time.” –Roger ‘101 Dalmations’ 1996 12:02 PM May 30th via Twuffer Retweeted by davidthejedi and 120 others
Someone just referred to The Avengers as, 'The movie event of 2012'. He mis spelled the movie name, its spelled, The Dark Knight Rises. 10:49 AM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Science 1. Women. 0. 8:10 AM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
neiltyson How to turn UFOs into IFOs: Take one course in Stargazing, another in Atmospheric Phenomena, and a third in Cognitive Bias. 6:19 PM May 26th via TweetDeck Retweeted by davidthejedi and 1507 others
YourAnonNews Operation targets Assad Crisis Cell; likely kills Asef Shawkat (Assad brother in law); others poisoned via food bit.ly/Mw1WZq #SYRIA 2:46 PM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by davidthejedi and 20 others
Blasphemy! RT @josephflores2: Wait. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND DOESN'T LIKE QUEEN. 11:29 PM May 20th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
bnye23456 The wnba is like cspan, maybe somethings happening but no one really cares. 10:45 AM May 20th via GO Launcher EX Retweeted by davidthejedi
YourAnonNews Don't waste your time spewing empty words -- take ACTION and force the change that others are merely talking about. #Anonymous 6:14 AM Apr 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by davidthejedi and 169 others
What's up with all the lag switching on #Gears? Take a fucking loss dude. Its just a game. 7:52 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
YourAnonNews Be wary of those who talk much but never actually do anything. We must take ACTION - not issue monologues of hollow rhetoric. #Anonymous 12:00 AM Apr 22nd via TweetDeck Retweeted by davidthejedi and 191 others
Thanks to @josephflores2 I can't say 'what the fuck' to myself without laughing. 7:28 PM Apr 21st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
I don't get how God of War can beat out Bioshock in a Video Game Deathmatch. Fucking casual gamers. 9:02 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry®