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  1. did vegas show late sun and got in at 1am then up at 7 for work. in the real world these are fake problems.
  2. won 2 out of 5 football bets today. not good stats
  3. heard whos zoomin who today. miss that song . they should remake it ..actually no they shouldnt
  4. about to take off to las vegas for venetian shows. gonna try and stay up till 12 tonight like the kids
  5. not a fan of 3d movies. actually i really hope they go away. the glasses suck and its all not worth it. boo
  6. jesus sara is having a melt down. sweet
  7. saw 'this is it' wow. reality 'stars' take notice. once upon a time famous people had a talent no one had. weddings and shopping dont count
  8. fireman charityshow tonight me colin quinn todd glass fred wolf. i hope no one thinks our crummy jokes will put out any fires..fun time tho
  9. saw steve miller last night . still kills it. one of joe dirts favorite bands.
  10. ufc this weekend. gonna be a major rager. i could be in ufc easily if i started doing 10 crunches a day
  11. saw grownups again last night . very stoked for it to come out next year
  12. did ellen yesterday its on today she pulled a fast one on me but still love her
  13. paranormal activity cost 11 thousand someone is walking around with 10 thousand in their pocket
  14. up at 645am for work.. wait isnt this a sitcom? wtf
  15. went to see everlast with a bunch of knuckleheads. he did 'jump around' at the end. and i jumped like only a white guy could
  16. i mean balloon boy. shit im hyperventilating
  17. just found out ballon boy is swardson . fuck. i should have been there..this is my fault..
  18. happy late birthday to swardson my lil brother in bench warmers. id buy him a drink but hes still drunk from friday rager
  19. still have seen paranormal . no chance. or exorcist ,halloween, poltergiest or any of that shit. unlike tupac, i lead the puss-life
  20. doing a stand up show for la firemen on oct 28. these guys been busting ass all summer. they will be punished with my act