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  1. I have 16 Google Wave invites. If you want one, dm me.
  2. @TomChivers There's always Barcroft's painting dog. Or "painting" dog. Don't think even I can bring myself to do a gallery on it.
  3. @TomChivers Therein lies a tail
  4. All morning, I've had that vague nagging feeling that I've forgotten to do something. I've even checked that I've put my trousers on. Twice.
  5. RT @LDN: An interesting stunt - a London warehouse full of space hoppers slowly inflated by tweeters tweeting #pumpt http://bit.ly/6l9qjU
  6. @philip_marshall Wonder what she does for a living? Oh, she's a Mail journalist? Really?
  7. David Davis is making an awful lot of sense. This is how they lure you in. Must. Resist.
  8. @Psychocowboi bye bye D'Soiree. Or the two cute lads. Or any of them, really. They're all a shower of shit
  9. Watching The Restaurant. One kitchen tried to make a cake in the shape of a plane. Looked more like a stick man with a massive cock
  10. I have absolutely no interest in ever visiting Dubai. But, by God, this building is impressive. http://is.gd/546ya
  11. Euston? We have a problem.
  12. RT @EmmaFirth et al: When the designer/client relationship goes wrong (with awesome info graphics) http://bit.ly/4EkO5Y
  13. @blogadoon From the sublime to the vermiculous.
  14. @TomChivers Happy Hajj
  15. If you have a last.fm account, try this. http://is.gd/53Ww0
  16. How to celebrate Eid al-Adha. First, deodorise your goat. http://is.gd/53tMy
  17. @overyourhead Enjoy. Let me know what it's like.
  18. @Generic_Jammin @TomChivers I got out of the Bug Hunt by whingeing. A strategy that would have seen me killed 1st in Starship Troopers
  19. RT @jonswaine: Guardian sub takes John Crace's instructions literally http://is.gd/5398z (via @shanerichmond and @EmmaFirth)
  20. RT @TelegraphTech Apple's 'Black Friday' sale available in UK http://tinyurl.com/yb7rz8k