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  1. Way to go above and beyond, @maggiesidlinger. My last assistant wouldn't have found the Lego lube. Remind me to give you a raise. @ninjafish 12:24 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to maggiesidlinger
  2. @maggiesidlinger @ninjafish You can get Lego lube exclusively from the Lego store. We're covered. 12:00 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to maggiesidlinger
  3. @NinjaFish, the love of one starship for another is a beautiful and sacred thing. 11:50 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to NinjaFish
  4. @NinjaFish, I probably deserve it, but “stay-cation” sounded better than “ass-sit.” 5:51 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  5. Best stay-cation ever. @maggiesidlinger is the secret ingredient. 8:41 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  6. Santa-Ninja was fighting an undead army. I'm not sure if they were zombies, vampires, or zompires. I am sure they were re-dead in the end. 6:41 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  7. I dreamt of a department-store Santa who was also a Ninja. It was exactly as awesome as that sounds. 6:35 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  8. Kinda awesome… Transformers Vases Are Pottery in Disguise http://io9.com/5414391//gallery/ #conceptart #robotpottery (via @maggiesidlinger) 8:27 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  9. @swiftkamikaze, it's because @maggiesidlinger and I suck the youth from you to keep going. You didn't think we enjoy your company, did you? 3:04 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to swiftkamikaze
  10. Thankgiving 2: The Turkening by @maggiesidlinger gets two thumbs up. She rejected my idea, however, for a hotdog-centric “Franksgiving.” 6:02 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  11. For the first time ever, I may have as much holiday spirit as @maggiesidlinger. I am really looking forward to the season. 2:23 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  12. Time to go get a Christmas tree. @maggiesidlinger, @danielsidlinger, @swiftkamikaze, mount up. 9:32 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  13. @NinjaFish, did you have a weird Thanksgiving, too? How many times did an old woman suggest that your significant other was a prostitute? 7:34 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  14. Thank you, USAA Fraud Detection, for working this holiday and preventing some Frenchperson from having a Joyeux Thanksgeeving on my dime. 7:44 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  15. Right after the pain subsides is not the time for pie? I wish I was stoned. Then I'd have an excuse. 4:53 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  16. Yes, this Thanksgiving did just get a little weird. Why do you ask? 4:43 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  17. @maggiesidlinger is telling the truth. More specifically, her grandma asked if she was "ho-ing" to make some extra Christmas money. 4:39 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  18. Everyone's family is crazy. @maggiesidlinger's is endearingly so. I am blessed. 2:52 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  19. If she can survive having her heart eaten, I'm sure she'll be fine. 10:01 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  20. That poor girl doesn't know about the blood sacrifice we have to make to Santa to live through another Christmas. 9:58 AM Nov 26th from Tweetie