davidsidlinger
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Way to go above and beyond, @. My last assistant wouldn't have found the Lego lube. Remind me to give you a raise. @
12:24 PM Nov 30th
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@ @ You can get Lego lube exclusively from the Lego store. We're covered.
12:00 PM Nov 30th
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@, the love of one starship for another is a beautiful and sacred thing.
11:50 AM Nov 30th
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@, I probably deserve it, but “stay-cation” sounded better than “ass-sit.”
5:51 AM Nov 30th
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Best stay-cation ever. @ is the secret ingredient.
8:41 PM Nov 29th
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Santa-Ninja was fighting an undead army. I'm not sure if they were zombies, vampires, or zompires. I am sure they were re-dead in the end.
6:41 AM Nov 29th
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I dreamt of a department-store Santa who was also a Ninja. It was exactly as awesome as that sounds.
6:35 AM Nov 29th
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Kinda awesome… Transformers Vases Are Pottery in Disguise (via @)
8:27 PM Nov 28th
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@, it's because @ and I suck the youth from you to keep going. You didn't think we enjoy your company, did you?
3:04 PM Nov 28th
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Thankgiving 2: The Turkening by @ gets two thumbs up. She rejected my idea, however, for a hotdog-centric “Franksgiving.”
6:02 PM Nov 27th
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For the first time ever, I may have as much holiday spirit as @. I am really looking forward to the season.
2:23 PM Nov 27th
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Time to go get a Christmas tree. @, @, @, mount up.
9:32 AM Nov 27th
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@, did you have a weird Thanksgiving, too? How many times did an old woman suggest that your significant other was a prostitute?
7:34 AM Nov 27th
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Thank you, USAA Fraud Detection, for working this holiday and preventing some Frenchperson from having a Joyeux Thanksgeeving on my dime.
7:44 PM Nov 26th
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Right after the pain subsides is not the time for pie? I wish I was stoned. Then I'd have an excuse.
4:53 PM Nov 26th
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Yes, this Thanksgiving did just get a little weird. Why do you ask?
4:43 PM Nov 26th
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@ is telling the truth. More specifically, her grandma asked if she was "ho-ing" to make some extra Christmas money.
4:39 PM Nov 26th
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Everyone's family is crazy. @'s is endearingly so. I am blessed.
2:52 PM Nov 26th
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If she can survive having her heart eaten, I'm sure she'll be fine.
10:01 AM Nov 26th
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That poor girl doesn't know about the blood sacrifice we have to make to Santa to live through another Christmas.
9:58 AM Nov 26th
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- Name David Sidlinger
- Location Nashville, TN (36.026166,-86.7
- Web http://davidsidli...
- Bio Inventor of all the emotions you like
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