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  1. I want you all to know that my wife just had sex with me. It was in the form of fajitas.
  2. Sometime in the last couple weeks, I realized that almost all my romantic notions and sensibilities are informed by Karate Kid movies.
  3. @sgordon70 Don't you think that has more to do with the state laws in TN, LA, and CO than Starbucks' willingness?
  4. Joining us on the surface of the sun…an Oak Ridge Boy. http://yfrog.com/0ghc5pj
  5. Now down to our actual seats on the surface of the sun. http://yfrog.com/09d48bj
  6. Thought it would take more time for @maggiesidlinger to pick out sunglasses. Early for the ballgame. http://yfrog.com/0i9v3j
  7. @johnnysbug I guess I always knew deep-down inside. You did a really shitty job of stealing a hot chick's profile picture, though.
  8. @NinjaFish Abso-smurfly.
  9. I wonder if a follow bot has ever ended up following the hot chick its profile picture was stolen from.
  10. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the internet has a purpose. http://bit.ly/YkEcX
  11. I don't know who this Bienvendio guy is, but he is welcome everywhere.
  12. Finding a new band you love feels so freakin' good, doesn't it?
  13. @johnnysbug You told this guy we're the best damn developers in the world, right?
  14. Oh, yeah. My wife just reminded me… There is no such thing as artisanal Pepper Jack cheese, America. I refuse to budge on this one.
  15. OK. So, we're back from date night early, but it was wonderful.
  16. @johnnysbug Naw. We're interviewing for your soon-to-be partner-in-crime. That's a lot of hyphens.
  17. What a badass day. Was able to help a friend, had a relatively painless interview, and now I'm taking my hottie wife on a date.
  18. Toilet paper appears to be safe in my house after a long era of persecution. The cats must have received new directives from High Command.
  19. “My god…it's full of stuff and other junk!” #1stdraftmovielines
  20. @johnnysbug You, sir, are a shining beacon of hope in these troubled times.