DavidPressman
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I guess "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" will be ok but "Rutherford B Hayes: Fuck Hunter" is going to be epic.
about 3 hours ago
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When I try to kiss a girl and they are repulsed, I tell them "it's ok I'm Richard Dawson. Seriously. It's ok. Listen, get that shirt off".
about 7 hours ago
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Spent tonight watching a movie where dogs chase Oliver Hudson and Michelle Rodriquez around an island & oh God what's happening to me.
about 21 hours ago
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@ You're not wrong.
11:01 AM Jun 2nd
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in reply to SarahDownSouth
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@ Way too many. Hope to see you soon.
12:08 AM Jun 2nd
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in reply to PeterScolari
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Madea's Witness Protection looks like it's gonna be a fun ride.
6:10 PM Jun 1st
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@ You are a delight. From your friend, Mr. Rusnak.
1:16 PM May 31st
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Not much to do today. Might eat a face.
12:09 PM May 31st
via Twitter for iPad
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I certainly hope the @ win tonight. Bring us the Cup, you beautiful bearded bastards! Go Kings Go!
2:11 PM May 30th
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Sitting on the toilet playing Fruit Ninja isn't depressing at all.
2:17 PM May 26th
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I think "Duets" would be better if instead of Robin Thicke it was Alan Thicke and instead of singing it was 69ing.
1:21 PM May 26th
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I'd like to see the blind Chinese dissident on Smash.
11:15 AM May 25th
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@ I'd like to hear more about the lotion and how it was applied. Thank you.
11:02 AM May 23rd
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in reply to AustinHighsmith
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“@: naked man running toward runyon on fuller and franklin” Catch me if you can, assholes!
12:39 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
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“@: My keynote at the State Dept Forum on Impact Economy. Watch the whole thing if you can" Sounds great. Is there nudity?
12:33 PM May 17th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Dim all the lights cause Donna Summer has gone to be with the sunset people in the sky where the bad girls do hot stuff with..aw fuck it.
11:16 AM May 17th
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This might be the heroin talking but those Paul Rodriquez Verizon commercials are terrific.
6:35 PM May 16th
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I'd like Mother's Day more if my mom was alive. Guess i could take her to the Pet Sematary but I don't want a mom that just screams & kills.
4:46 PM May 13th
via Twitter for iPad
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I don't get what the big deal is. I just masturbated in front of my masseur and he was totally fine with it.
3:57 PM May 8th
via web
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Lakers announcer said "couldn't get it up" & "shooting 2 fast" in the same sentence & I giggled like a schoolgirl shyly doing her lessons .
8:34 PM May 6th
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name David Pressman
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.imdb.c...
- Bio I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show. My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw.
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