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  1. RT @ryanrigby: James Corden sits near the stage. Old Lady winner gets sat near the back. The band had to strike up a second verse! #spoty
  2. Jimmy White looked well pleased with himself with Rebecca Adlington on his arm. Can't say I blame him. #spoty09
  3. Eddie Jordan's drumming is highly questionable #spoty09
  4. Oh Jess Ennis. You're so beautiful, but sort that hair out. #spoty09
  5. I'm sure football commentators get more excitable with age. Martin Tyler's "LIVVVVVVEEEEEE!" is an example of this.
  6. Keep hearing the name Danyl Johnson on the X-Factor and keep expecting to see Daniel Johnston come on-stage. That WOULD be interesting.
  7. I keep forgetting I have a Twitter account. Not that anyone cares or reads this: I'm hardly Andrew Collins am I?
  8. Bob Ainsworth is like a minister you'd find on The Thick of It: seems somewhat likeable, but generally incompetent and clueless.
  9. Likely to use a lot of violent sexual imagery. Just wanted to check no-one would be terribly offended by that?
  10. How the hell is Stephen Fry possibly quitting Twitter a lead story on the BBC? Sad all the same, but a lead story... What a slow news day.
  11. @jamierothwell Oh definitely! And I never thought Malcolm could become more venomous - fantastic.
  12. I AM BENT - The Thick of It was as wonderful as I hoped. Thanks @AIannucci, @mrchrisaddison, @simonblackwell, @RebeccaFront.
  13. Enjoying @quantick vs. The Morrissey Fanatics. @quantick winning at the moment.
  14. RT @DavidWDougan I suppose Morrissey is Britain's Michael Jackson. And by that I mean he's weird and his fans are mental - can't disagree...
  15. RT @SwindonWeb: MORRISSEY COLLAPSES Swindon Oasis gig cut short - EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS http://tiny.cc/morrissey_collapses - ;_;
  16. Morrissey "stable" according to Sky News #morrissey
  17. RT @wheatabeat Can we change the hashtags to #getwellsoonmoz for Morrissey please?let's get that trending!
  18. Morrissey collapses on-stage after one song in Swindon http://bit.ly/2kQxvb #morrissey
  19. Or goats rather...
  20. Look! She's cuddling lambs! Awwww... http://bit.ly/L4xov