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  1. @JasonArnopp As much as I love Chuck, I'm keeping the spirit of Christmas alive with naked tai-chi. Die Hard 2: Die Harder is on. 1:05 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to JasonArnopp
  2. @JasonArnopp I'm also watching Die Hard -- Hans just blew up the roof -- is it the soundtrack for writing Christmas cards for you too? 12:49 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to JasonArnopp
  3. Super Mega Colon Blow http://networkedblogs.com/p20717678 12:46 PM Dec 11th from web
  4. The Box -- it's just an intergalactic version of Candid Camera. 2:37 AM Dec 11th from web
  5. Damn you words! Why must you fail me? 2:17 PM Dec 10th from web
  6. Why is Rambo: First Blood on ITV4 every week? Why must I always watch Rambo: First Blood on ITV4? 4:14 PM Dec 8th from web
  7. Not cool Glenn, not cool. http://tinyurl.com/yf399aj 4:39 AM Dec 8th from web
  8. The Ten Coolest Movie Vampires Ever! http://networkedblogs.com/p20023891 11:34 AM Dec 6th from web
  9. Melkevik On Melkevik http://networkedblogs.com/p19916696 12:30 PM Dec 4th from web
  10. 101 reasons why the re-imagining of Karate Kid movie won't work. No.57 It's set in China. The home of kung-fu, not karate. IDIOTS. 2:58 PM Dec 2nd from web
  11. I don't have time for garnish. 2:20 PM Nov 30th from web
  12. The Ten Greatest Movie Sea Monsters Ever! http://networkedblogs.com/p19190801 2:24 PM Nov 27th from web
  13. The Twilight Saga: New Moon http://networkedblogs.com/p19164242 8:35 AM Nov 27th from web
  14. I now have the full facts at my disposal and I can honestly say that the only sane choice is Team Jacob. 1:47 PM Nov 26th from web
  15. @Bankiie It's Vice-Versa but with guns and no Fred Savage, what's not to love. 5:56 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to Bankiie
  16. @Bankiie No. I've been sat eating a peach all morning -- I can eat a peach for hours. I've very small teeth. 5:22 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to Bankiie
  17. StarbuckFace is Columbo. http://bit.ly/8EjY9x 5:03 AM Nov 25th from web
  18. A one-man band -- is it how a one-man army relaxes? 5:09 PM Nov 24th from web
  19. @hollyhowitt Don't want to sound obvious but wouldn't the microfiction long list be like a really short list. 8:22 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to hollyhowitt
  20. Only because of concerns for public safety -- you wouldn't want to be sat next to me in a cinema ... 6:35 AM Nov 24th from web
  • Name David Melkevik
  • Location Cardiff
  • Web http://www.davidm...
  • Bio screenwriter and lifelong fan of cheese
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