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  1. Half a pitch, half a pitch, half a pitch onwards.
  2. See this book? http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mam... I'm in this book.
  3. On "cosy catastrophes" @ the Guardian blog: http://bit.ly/5vwgtO
  4. Is the nation's computer network under attack from a squad of sharply-dressed, good-looking terrorists?
  5. Is it just me that finds Mornington Crescent incredibly unfunny?
  6. @Crawther I thought I saw you looking at me!
  7. 9-1. I mean, furck's sake, Wigan.
  8. @gracedent Or porn.
  9. Jedward straight into making porn. You mark my words.
  10. Oh no! Edwohn am out of Bizarro Factor.
  11. @simonpegg Schoolboy error! If she's alone she's probably already bought you the underwear.
  12. @jonronson Ooh, cool-ish.
  13. @jonronson Is it Them-ish or Ordinary-ish?
  14. @belledejour_uk "book-cum-dating guide". Heh.
  15. @SolarisBooks @nextread Shiny copy of Cosmopath on my desk! Plan to read them back to back over next week or so...
  16. Yesterday, Twitter was weirdly like B*rb*l*th ten years ago.
  17. @vintagebooks Ah, I read my Penguin edition every Christmas.
  18. Thanks for all the salt/freshwater suggestions. Anticipated plot hump overcome.
  19. @grantimatter Yeah, someone else mentioned Bull sharks. They might be favourite at the moment.
  20. @belledejour_uk Not sure if you ever saw it. http://www.thetelegraphanda...