DavidLetterman
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Dodging Shoes would become an Olympic Sport.
2:59 PM May 18th
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A dating site is offering 1 million to anyone that can prove Tim Tebow isn't a virgin. U.S. Secret Service Agents to lead investigation.
4:35 PM Apr 26th
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Secret Service Agents have been fired for underpaying female escorts. Obama now has to think of a NEW way to reduce that dam 'deficit'.
7:57 PM Apr 18th
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when you don't really care about nominees or elections. What really counts is where that next 6 pack is coming from.
2:57 PM Mar 3rd
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Anger Management classes would always be optional.
10:33 AM Mar 3rd
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Kim Kardashian wants her next wedding to be held on a deserted island without cameras. As in an LA traffic island with speed cameras off.
1:01 AM Feb 20th
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If Newt Gingrich was to give the speech as Obama suggests, we'd be hearing how the best unions should always be 'open'.
6:24 PM Jan 24th
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it doesnt matter who'll next be President. What really counts is whether Lebron is going to be 'on'.
8:08 PM Jan 7th
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How To Succeed - Think before you Tweet.
12:03 PM Dec 23rd, 2011
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Stealing Xmas trees and leaving track marks in the snow to where you have taken them is definitely part of
10:17 PM Dec 22nd, 2011
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A Salt Lake City man crashed his brand new Lamborghini just 6 hours after winning it. Wall Street are now circling their latest recruit.
3:19 PM Dec 21st, 2011
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The Colonel, the Madman of Baghdad, the Laden and Kim Jong are all now gone. With not many tyrants left Donald Trump is now laying low.
8:55 PM Dec 18th, 2011
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when Twitter is down. How else do you find out if Snoop Dogg is about to have a Shizzay or a Whizzay?
9:54 PM Dec 13th, 2011
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I and Do are definately at a Kim Kardashian wedding.
11:07 PM Dec 2nd, 2011
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The Statue, the Fashion, the Boroughs and of course the Never Forgotten are all
2:32 PM Nov 26th, 2011
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The NBA is now known as No Basketball Anymore. At least now the players can focus on what they really love doing - Being reality TV stars.
3:07 PM Nov 16th, 2011
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Asking Rick Perry to explain .
1:55 AM Nov 14th, 2011
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ask the many celebrities helping to Occupy Wall Street if they really prefer occupying 5 star hotel rooms instead.
2:40 AM Nov 7th, 2011
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SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY I always check my twitter before facebook?
4:59 AM Nov 6th, 2011
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The CIA analyze up to 5 million tweets a day to find out the latest trends. Perhaps they can shed some light on todays TT -
9:51 PM Nov 5th, 2011
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- Name David Letterman(Fan)
- Location NYC
- Bio For the love of God, folks, do not try this 'parody' at home.
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