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  1. Diamond Dave says: Always keep a supply of fresh bananas, cucumbers, and popsicles on the bus. You know... in case you get hungry... 11:59 AM Feb 19th from web
  2. @shortyawards I vote for @joeschmitt in the Shorty Awards Finals for #humor because his glasses are huge 5:43 AM Jan 16th from web in reply to shortyawards
  3. Diamond Dave says: My new year resolutions: More sex. More drugs. More rock and roll. More splits. More kicking Axl Rose in the nuts. 11:42 AM Jan 1st from web
  4. Diamond Dave says: If you've got a roadie checking IDs at the bus, make sure he isn't dyslexic. There's a big difference between 19 and 91. 2:54 PM Nov 19th, 2008 from web
  5. Diamond Dave says: Never underestimate the importance of stretching. A sore groin never results in happy loins. 10:47 AM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
  6. @hotdogsladies Trust me baby, I'd love to believe nothing ever happened there, but Eddie's ass has been has been extra loose since 1985. 8:11 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web in reply to hotdogsladies
  7. Man, chicks these days seem to put so much effort into looking like whores. Back in the good 'ol days, they were just born that way... SEXY 9:49 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from web
  8. A groupie once told me it was an acquired taste. A roadie once said the same thing about coffee. Wooooooooooo! 7:03 PM Oct 27th, 2008 from web
  9. Once I accidentally swallowed a rhinestone; I mistook it for a sour skittle. I had sparkly poops that night... but that's normal. 1:27 PM Mar 26th, 2008 from web
  10. Diamond Dave says: Remember kids, rhinestones are sharp. Be careful what kind of decor you employ on your underwear. Yeeeeeow heeeey yeaaah! 12:57 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from web
  11. Bop! Bosey bosey BOP! Ziddy bop! 2:06 PM Feb 21st, 2008 from web
  12. Diamond Dave says: Be careful where you practice your high kicks. Let's just say, I've paid enough $15,000 vet bills to know... 3:46 PM Feb 14th, 2008 from web
  13. @JustSuckAGlider My boys only touch 100% genuine animal hides! Pleather doesn't breathe well and most ladies sure don't like sweaty jewels. 3:39 PM Feb 14th, 2008 from web in reply to JessicaLovesMe
  14. @Panama <3 11:04 AM Feb 14th, 2008 from web
  15. @GoldBond <3 11:04 AM Feb 14th, 2008 from web
  16. @californiagirls <3 11:04 AM Feb 14th, 2008 from web
  17. @sammyhagar <3 11:04 AM Feb 14th, 2008 from web
  18. GODDAMMITBABY; YOUKNOWIAINTLYINTOYOU; I'MONLYGONNATELLYOUONE TIIIIIIIIIME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH! 2:46 PM Feb 12th, 2008 from web
  19. Wooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooo oooo ooooeeeeeeeeeoooooooo! 12:43 PM Feb 11th, 2008 from web
  20. Diamond Dave says: Remember kids - spandex pants chafe, so powder 'em up! Boop-ziddy-boop! 1:31 PM Feb 9th, 2008 from web