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  1. Breaking news. Arrest made in USC hit-and-run murder: http://www.dailytrojan.com/news/donor-gives-100-000-to-reward-fund-1.1641976
  2. link of the day: http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html
  3. @Metrolink Thanks Metrolink! Trains beat cars any day.
  4. Right on! Public transportation rocks!
  5. @annleee Cut around the pit so you have 2 pieces, then score the halves into 1" cubes and flip inside out. Thank you Food Network!
  6. Link of the day: http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/a9bd7a36461ff909b7066bd0b31c903f43533a66
  7. Got owls in my gravy. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/
  8. One of the best reasons yet not to post your photos online: http://tinyurl.com/czxqum
  9. Still trying to figure out if my protagonist is a male or female. Votes? Sorry, no trannies.
  10. Don't pet the dog. Don't rub your feces on the lampshade.
  11. http://littledemocrats.net/ Why Mommy is a Democrat? What I want to know is why is Mommy a squirrel?
  12. Whose day was ever messed up by a Muslim Hadith? Mine.
  13. Making the logo bigger.
  14. 5.8 magnitudes of fun.
  15. I'm following Walter.
  16. I now have enough followers to start a rock band. Hooray.
  17. @dkhalaf I'm twittering myself and it feels great.
  18. @andrewho No, you're smart enough for Twitter. It's just that this is all it does.
  19. Twitter? No, bitter.
  20. Someone is following me! Yay.