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@RachelASongs It was nice to see you in Ant and Dec's cabin. All I did was watch my little niece performing to Alicia Keys! about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to RachelASongs
RT @PaulMac: Am in nirvana club, wigan. If you're looking for me I'm next to the girl dressed like slutty santa. No, the other one about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
Have put on some Alan Bennett from BBC4. Absolutely wonderful stuff. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
And the joke is that Dannii isn't talented. She's got more talent than anyone in this shit. Turned off as Joe fucking Pasquali arrived. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
Sally Lindsay I adore you, but you need some career advice. 1: Stop doing this unfunny impression shit. 2: Get back on Corrie ASAP. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
FFS they couldn't even spell the word 'scrub' correctly on the 'comedy' prop. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
What is going on with Christmas comedy? Victoria Wood was woeful. The Royles disappointing. And this. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
I wonder if Iain Lee ever sheds a tear when he sees Sacha Baron Cohen these days. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
Although Claire Sweeney could get work as a Stacey Solomon tribute act. Must pay better than those Christmas club ads. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
I'm minutes into this Impressions show and want to die. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
About to watch this Impressions show on itvplayer. But first: "Wii pub nights"? KILL ME NOW. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@scotthandcock TRY HARDER, SCOTT. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to scotthandcock
@scotthandcock @theolismith Well that would be difficult as my name contains an ø, which is a separate letter from an o. #anagramfail about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to scotthandcock
@theolismith @scotthandcock Yes, he's plotting to sabotage the new Doctor. It's an elaborate plan. With a couple of holes here and there. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to theolismith
The woman on ITV3 totally misunderstood what Ronan Keating meant by 'Stephen's Day'. It's the proper term for Boxing Day, innit. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
@scotthandcock Is that RtD at it AGAIN? about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to scotthandcock
@Squibby_ It's just when it all gets A BIT TOO MUCH and you have to watch everyone playing happy families. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Squibby_
@Squibby_ Don't worry, I know exactly how you feel. I had to leave the festivities yesterday, I couldn't cope. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Squibby_
@manhattanquine Lovely. Did you get a Snuggie? I think everyone's had a Snuggie this year. I did much the same. x about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to manhattanquine
@acediscovery ...by mistake. Scary. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to acediscovery