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  1. New blog post! http://bit.ly/43FrSS 7:57 AM Nov 4th from web
  2. I'd like thirty hour days, please. This is really not too much to ask. Just slow down Earth's rotation. Or something. Need more time' 12:03 PM Sep 3rd from Echofon
  3. @SpicArtist7 Sofija! 3:07 PM Sep 2nd from Echofon in reply to SpicArtist7
  4. @andrewtelliott Divide so genders are evenly distributed. Then divide so hometowns are distant. Try to separate Katie variations. Drink. 3:06 PM Sep 2nd from Echofon in reply to andrewtelliott
  5. I just helped divide the incoming PHTS freshies into their groups. I had no idea how much of my college life was decided that haphazardly. 1:17 PM Sep 2nd from Echofon
  6. @EIttoop WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 9:39 PM Aug 22nd from Tweetie in reply to EIttoop
  7. @lschuldberg 48 hours? Who did you lose? 8:41 PM Aug 11th from Tweetie in reply to lschuldberg
  8. I realize I'm in basically no position to say anything ever, but ANOTHER going away party? Come on people. Stop moving. 4:31 PM Aug 7th from Tweetie
  9. I can't tell which is worse; that last.fm thought I'd enjoy Train's Meet Virginia... or that I actually sort of am enjoying it. Ew. 11:04 AM Aug 4th from Tweetie
  10. @whittlz I thought it would be a photo of Rainn Wilson genuflecting before you. For some reason. 7:13 PM Aug 2nd from Tweetie in reply to whittlz
  11. @lschuldberg No. You're just a writer. 3:28 PM Jul 27th from Tweetie in reply to lschuldberg
  12. @carolinefjones TWEET FASTER HURRY 11:34 AM Jul 22nd from Tweetie in reply to carolinefjones
  13. IB now on Twitter. Who's sick of me talking about IB already? twitter.com/breakfasty #InstantBreakfast 10:16 AM Jul 22nd from Tweetie
  14. RT @clanmackay "Read. Funny." I don't know, man. It's been a while since I've been "clever". But thanks! 6:08 AM Jul 22nd from Tweetie in reply to clanmackay
  15. New IB http://bit.ly/1wz8J2 #InstantBreakfast 6:07 AM Jul 22nd from Tweetie
  16. Instant Breakfast? Is back: http://instantbreakfast.tumblr.com/ The hilarity lives! #InstantBreakfast 8:18 PM Jul 21st from Tweetie
  17. I had a lovely birthday, a lovely afterbirthday (ew), and things are generally looking lovely for the foreseeable future days. So... good! 1:54 PM Jul 21st from web
  18. MANhattan? Get with the twenty-first century, New York. That should be called HUMANhattan. 4:39 PM Jul 20th from Tweetie
  19. @westmuzak One short. When I'm 28, I'll wake up naked and slowly stroll away. Then I'll ask, ever so lovingly: Did you like last night? 8:41 AM Jul 19th from Tweetie in reply to westmuzak
  20. Usual birthday conundrum today: is my birthday when it's 7/20 in Japan or when it's 7/20 where I am? To be safe, let's celebrate BOTH! 7:52 AM Jul 19th from Tweetie
  • Name davidjmcgee
  • Location New York, NY
  • Bio Writes things down and then burns them. Deep, yo.
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