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davidisnotright

  1. If you feel bad because you have so much while others around the world have to struggle for so little, don't worry you still get to die. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. @jon_wertheim your obsession with grunting is more annoying than grunting. It's a sport not the library. 5:52 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to jon_wertheim
  3. @JonMcCaskill if we expand to 14. 1:03 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to JonMcCaskill
  4. I have so many stupid levels you don't know. 10:12 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  5. @RealKidPoker Making hate speech illegal is worse than hate speech. 10:07 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to RealKidPoker
  6. @Liv_Boeree You were in a band with Andre Agassi? (From the pic on your blog) 6:47 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android in reply to Liv_Boeree
  7. @PhilGalfond must be nice to have your own personal google ;) 5:48 PM May 16th via Twitter for Android in reply to PhilGalfond
  8. I was devastated by my home state NC passing amendment 1 but if you don't live in NH, VT, MA, CT, NY, or IA don't get too haughty. 6:34 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android
  9. Can a constitutional amendment be unconstitutional? Feels like it. 7:39 PM May 8th via web
  10. @conanobrienswyf but the best hand job. 8:27 PM May 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to conanobrienswyf
  11. Everything reminds me of a tweet I can't remember. 3:25 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for Android
  12. @JonPknowsSPORTS I do want to do it. Maybe you should take the lead. I'm the commish of a league and 2 kids! You can do it. I'll assist. 5:50 PM Mar 29th via web in reply to JonMcCaskill
  13. @Hellraisinbgrrl DAMN THIS MARRIAGE THING! 5:46 PM Mar 29th via web in reply to Hellraisinbgrrl
  14. @Hellraisinbgrrl Congrats! Have fun ;) 5:44 PM Mar 29th via web in reply to Hellraisinbgrrl
  15. @JonPknowsSPORTS he's talking about having sex with his groupies! 5:41 PM Mar 29th via web in reply to JonMcCaskill
  16. I like my pretty doctor so much I feel bad when I'm not sick. 4:28 PM Mar 29th via web