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davidisnotright

  1. If you feel bad because you have so much while others around the world have to struggle for so little, don't worry you still get to die.
  2. @jon_wertheim your obsession with grunting is more annoying than grunting. It's a sport not the library.
  3. @JonMcCaskill if we expand to 14.
  4. I have so many stupid levels you don't know.
  5. @RealKidPoker Making hate speech illegal is worse than hate speech.
  6. @Liv_Boeree You were in a band with Andre Agassi? (From the pic on your blog)
  7. @PhilGalfond must be nice to have your own personal google ;)
  8. I was devastated by my home state NC passing amendment 1 but if you don't live in NH, VT, MA, CT, NY, or IA don't get too haughty.
  9. Can a constitutional amendment be unconstitutional? Feels like it.
  10. @conanobrienswyf but the best hand job.
  11. Everything reminds me of a tweet I can't remember.
  12. @JonPknowsSPORTS I do want to do it. Maybe you should take the lead. I'm the commish of a league and 2 kids! You can do it. I'll assist.
  13. @Hellraisinbgrrl DAMN THIS MARRIAGE THING!
  14. @Hellraisinbgrrl Congrats! Have fun ;)
  15. @JonPknowsSPORTS he's talking about having sex with his groupies!
  16. I like my pretty doctor so much I feel bad when I'm not sick.