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Poop 5:02 PM May 17th from Twitterrific
In Chicago for weekend and won't get to choose a single one of my meals. Sometimes wish I could divorce my family. 11:44 AM Mar 20th from Twitterrific
Beat @paigeferrari and roomies at "what songs made you cry in high school?" game-- guessing others' AND picking most embarrassing myself. 2:12 AM Mar 5th from Twitterrific in reply to paigeferrari
@spaetzle Trying not to watch!!!! Also I take it their much talked about significant others back home were not in evidence?? 10:54 PM Feb 26th from Twitterrific in reply to spaetzle
@spaetzle hot?? 9:43 PM Feb 26th from Twitterrific in reply to spaetzle
@spaetzle my roommate wants to know if they're making out. 8:39 PM Feb 26th from Twitterrific in reply to spaetzle
On UWS wearing a suit => lunch at JG. Holy god damn they do a good job. 12:27 PM Feb 26th from Twitterrific
@acmarek not so stunning--we already covered 45% as of 2005 http://tinyurl.com/cbybfa 11:20 PM Feb 24th from web
Eradicating paigeferrari from the Wordle high score list. Sorry paigeferrari! 9:42 PM Feb 19th from Twitterrific
@virtualval just ordered a pizza from lil frankie's, I think fabio took my order 2:05 AM Feb 19th from Twitterrific
Teaching Shelly to use a can opener via video chat. Failing. 5:24 PM Feb 18th from Twitterrific
@paigeferrari ewwwwwwww 2:34 PM Feb 13th from web
@paigeferrari I can't believe you are so desperate for twitter followers you made me sign up before you would agree to get netflix 2:31 PM Feb 13th from web