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  1. @cycloid Was a joke! 'Gage' is cool. about 24 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to cycloid
  2. It was a joke, see. 10:33 AM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
  3. @cycloid yes, well, some of us just recently learned to read. Snob. 9:51 AM Dec 14th from TweetDeck in reply to cycloid
  4. @cycloid "Pilot" is my vote. Edward Rochester's dog's name. (Since you asked for my opinion.) 9:28 AM Dec 14th from TweetDeck in reply to cycloid
  5. This. http://bit.ly/5UHyhY 10:24 AM Dec 11th from TweetDeck
  6. I need a lint roller. Or alternatively cats that shed into an alternate dimension. Both are available at CVS. 6:26 AM Dec 11th from TweetDeck
  7. Challenge: Multiple printed documents. Solution: Scatter on desk 2" deep. Hidden feature: documents absorb coffee spills. 10:03 AM Dec 10th from TweetDeck
  8. Here, this is to help you through your Friday. http://bit.ly/3fmQHw 6:38 AM Dec 4th from TweetDeck
  9. Discovery: repeating "I'm too busy, I'm too busy" over and over again doesn't make you less busy. 2:22 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  10. @cgoldson Your new job teaches you such interesting things! 9:55 AM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to cgoldson
  11. "Human-powered transaction processing systems." Love that term. Sounds so much better than "Ticking timebomb of inefficiency and error." 7:50 AM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  12. Mmm. Linner. 11:24 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  13. Can you fax that to me, please? My office is in 1987. 6:50 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  14. Declaring RSS bankruptcy. Again. 10:46 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  15. I have a photograph of a whiteboard drawing taped to my whiteboard. I'm so meta. 11:48 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  16. "Jaguar, which has nearly a quarter of a million CPU cores, has a theoretical peak capability of 2.3 petaflop/s." http://bit.ly/17Cnk5 6:33 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  17. @gkr Zombie Nightmare. 5:49 PM Nov 11th from web
  18. I would like the world to know that Christine has laughed at an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Twice. 4:41 PM Nov 11th from web
  19. I'm so distracted today I can barely finish a 6:23 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  20. If it's your job to give me what I ask for, and you don't give me what I'm asking for, you're not doing your job. See? Simple. 9:56 AM Oct 28th from TweetDeck