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  1. @deathboyuk dude. just write a perky ukulele ditty whose lyrics are the word "cunt" 100x. stretch to five days. Job done. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to deathboyuk
  2. Batshit insane YouTube review of Modern Warfare 2. NSFW. http://www.youtube.com/watc... Time to ban video games and webcams. about 2 hours ago from web
  3. NotN: Shroud of Turin proven genuine after Large Hadron Collider switched on http://notnews.today.com/?p... about 2 hours ago from web
  4. RT @rainnwilson: People who don't believe in evolution really shouldn't be allowed to get flu shots. about 3 hours ago from web
  5. today i am googling "php site:thedailywtf.com", prompted by @techpractical http://is.gd/50pAn about 4 hours ago from web
  6. @thedigitalangel *champagne* \o/ about 6 hours ago from web in reply to thedigitalangel
  7. RT @wikileaks: WikiLeaks threatened with prosecution by German corp Ratiopharm over exposure of corruption file (http://tinyurl.com/wlratio) about 9 hours ago from web
  8. DW/LJ: Ladytron. http://reddragdiva.dreamwid... http://reddragdiva.livejour... about 9 hours ago from web
  9. @deathboyuk @redcountess they both know if they get another virus it's ubuntu time. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" about 9 hours ago from web in reply to deathboyuk
  10. Host with #Windows Azure in complete confidence! http://is.gd/501w2 about 19 hours ago from web
  11. a question, geeks: use case for accepting OpenID in business? Why does hardly anyone do so? about 20 hours ago from web
  12. @boctweet it's so you about 23 hours ago from web in reply to boctweet
  13. NotN: European Union renamed "Greater Belgium" http://notnews.today.com/?p... 11:19 AM Nov 20th from web
  14. @sarahshemilt "feel an extra goth! with relentless shots!" I can see that working. 3:48 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to sarahshemilt
  15. @ali_in_london are they crack in a tiny bottle as promised? 3:48 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to ali_in_london
  16. Fight Mandelson. Join the Open Rights Group. £5/mo direct debit. They kick arse. http://www.openrightsgroup.... #threestrikes 3:19 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. @lorddrayson I should point out it took me until age 40 to get that one *cough* Still, having a toddler helps the habit marvellously! 3:17 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to lorddrayson
  18. "Right, so what's that program written in?" "Their own poop, at a guess." 3:17 AM Nov 20th from web
  19. @lorddrayson "Work your arse off. Keep working your arse off. It's the only habit that will do the job for you." 3:02 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to lorddrayson
  20. @shadowdaddy it was a Chuck Palahniuk book, dammit! 3:00 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to shadowdaddy