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  1. Sammy Davis Jr commands Gene Krupa and Buddy Rich to duel - to the death!? http://tinyurl.com/qq3jrr
  2. You can totally buy a Gravitron amusement park ride for around 50k. Used, of course.
  3. @gabbycat Storm damage on Bainbridge Island - I don't think Seattle got hit nearly as hard last night.
  4. Sandwich fail: I didn't order a Soggy Italian w/ Wilted Lettuce from Jimmy John's, but that's what I got. BARFING NOW
  5. That was a wind storm. It looks like somebody set off a Pine Tree Bomb in the backyard. Took out the fence, too.
  6. You guys, ROGER EBERT!
  7. Now you can listen to FakeAPStylebook tweets read to you in creepy robot voices: http://tinyurl.com/ye6sjnh
  8. Tried to explain the whole "water on the moon" thing to my girls - met with indifference and talk of ponies.
  9. Go time! RT@FakeAPStylebook "Wannabe" is a one word and can be pluralized, as in "The Chicago Manual of Style editors are lame wannabes."
  10. Water on the moon! http://tinyurl.com/ygdqrfa Time to build Moonbase Alpha.
  11. @theisb Dude, the scene in Pretty Woman where he takes her to the opera and she gets all choked up because it's so beautiful and shit.
  12. RT @BeaucoupKevin Jill's Last Day At Vincetti Import-Export. http://is.gd/4TErB
  13. Ataque de Panico! Giant robots attack Uruguay! http://tinyurl.com/yd2jsvm
  14. Rock on: a massive rock slide on video http://tinyurl.com/yk64wqr
  15. If I were a D&D diety, I think I'd probably be Garl Glittergold, god of the gnomes.
  16. I'm going to do my Tony Robbins power ritual before this meeting. It involves visualizing Godzilla + roaring... in the bathroom.
  17. Here we go, big meeting, I'm excited!!!
  18. Donde esta, Yolanda? This is today's Greatest Song in the World. http://bit.ly/VERBv
  19. Trying to convince these damn kids that no, the oatmeal is not too hot, but they don't believe me! Damn it, EAT THE NOT-MOLTEN OATMEAL!
  20. Oooh, thunder! Much like Eddie Rabbitt, I occasionally love a rainy night.