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  1. @5sf I always imagined Picasso jerked off thinking about the "nice triangles on that one…" about 19 hours ago from Birdfeed in reply to 5sf
  2. @zefrank I, for one, miss your show very dearly. about 19 hours ago from Birdfeed in reply to zefrank
  3. The more I practice yoga, the closer I come to "dharma megha samadhi", wherein my ego will separate from my huge dick. 3:43 PM Dec 1st from Birdhouse
  4. When entering a book store, I make sure to Steele myself for bad romance lit. 9:36 AM Dec 1st from Birdhouse
  5. @nevenmrgan you mean like 2 cameras + polarized lenses? 11:22 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to nevenmrgan
  6. I fucked a crab and now I'm meta :( 10:08 AM Nov 30th from Birdhouse
  7. Fuck yeah, nuns! If you fuck with the Van Trapps, those nuns are gonna fuck your fucking car UP! #soundofmusicsingalong 4:51 PM Nov 29th from Birdfeed
  8. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! #soundofmusicsingalong 4:47 PM Nov 29th from Birdfeed
  9. Holy shit! That intermission was a fucking bloodbath! #soundofmusicsingalong 3:33 PM Nov 29th from Birdfeed
  10. Those Van Trapp kids sang the fuck out of those fucking songs! Can't wait for Act 2 and some hardcore Nazi-murderin'! #soundofmusicsingalong 3:19 PM Nov 29th from Birdfeed
  11. Some mean-ass motherfucking kids are dressed up like lyrics from the songs. TOTALLY BADASS! #soundofmusicsingalong 1:13 PM Nov 29th from Birdfeed
  12. Gonna see The Sound of Music Sing-a-long at the Castro Theater 'cause I'm a mean motherfucker. 1:00 PM Nov 29th from Birdfeed
  13. @hermanoandres Yes. 12:40 AM Nov 29th from Birdfeed in reply to hermanoandres
  14. @youngamerican SERIOUS NOTE: now I'ma have to hold a conference just so I can get you to speak. 12:38 AM Nov 29th from Birdfeed in reply to youngamerican
  15. @nevenmrgan didn't you know? Grumpy old man is the new cool. 1:14 AM Nov 28th from Birdfeed in reply to nevenmrgan
  16. @Curvyboom the joke's on you! They DO suck! 3:13 PM Nov 26th from Birdfeed in reply to Curvyboom
  17. @Curvyboom fuck you. 3:02 AM Nov 26th from Birdfeed in reply to Curvyboom
  18. Via @pdwryst: Find out information about zombies in your area: @zombie_run. 3:51 PM Nov 25th from web
  19. You know what they say, never go toilet shopping when you have to poop. 1:33 PM Nov 25th from Birdhouse
  20. Water main shooting about 60ft up in the air near Waller & Pierce. 1:22 PM Nov 25th from Birdfeed