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  1. Me name is David Brent.
  2. @dollyblowflake You didn't invite me, love. I have something for you. Wink.
  3. I'm off!
  4. @dollyblowflake Let me buy you a pint.
  5. @dollyblowflake You love me.
  6. @dollyblowflake Then I never want to be right.
  7. @girlzoo Don't get me mixed up with that Gervais bloke.
  8. @monalele Havin' a laugh. It's what I do.
  9. @dollyblowflake I didn't have to pay her. She gave it to me for free! I would've paid for it alright.
  10. Back from America. Chasing the Yankee dollar.
  11. Me. #goodsex
  12. @melsnider Try "You might complete me."
  13. Ah heh heh heh...
  14. Off to bed. I've kept her and her friend waiting long enough.
  15. @pricklygirl I went to hers. Loved it in a painful kind of way.
  16. @lmp54 Chasers.
  17. @andrewmontesi If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
  18. @pricklygirl I know a woman like that.
  19. @DaviniaMaria Getting off helps most of the time, no?
  20. @jordanweeb Women & Work: How I Stay On Top