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DavidBORINGanaz

I decided to live dangerously and try mint listerine instead of traditional! I might even change my toothpaste to gel! #TheWildSide 10:10 PM May 25th via web
@JohnnyLandin Sorry. I have had a long day. Bought three new pairs of pants today! Tomorrow I am shopping for socks! 9:09 PM May 19th via web in reply to JohnnyLandin
Hi guys. It's been a long time. I planted a potted plant a few months ago. I said I wouldn't tweet until it grew and it did. Thanks. 10:05 PM May 16th via web
realjasonrivera RT if you think @FightDynamite should go on a date with me. 6:11 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by DavidBORINGanaz and 49 others
DerrickWWE Special twitter announcement: I am chaperoning and paying for a date between @realjasonrivera & @fightdynamite. #GivingBackToYOU #TheFans 7:01 PM May 6th via web Retweeted by DavidBORINGanaz and 43 others
realjasonrivera It is officially Palm Sunday aside from being April Fool's Day and Wrestlemania Day. #JackingOffOnPalmSunday - trend that shit. 8:14 PM Mar 31st via web Retweeted by DavidBORINGanaz and 6 others
realjasonrivera RT if you're #JackingOffOnPalmSunday - hell RT if you're NOT #JackingOffOnPalmSunday 8:19 PM Mar 31st via web Retweeted by DavidBORINGanaz and 6 others
@OfficialCrimson Your biggest fan's birthday @Heavyset330 was today can u wish him a happy bday for today it'd mean a lot thx. 6:38 PM Mar 31st via web
Jaime just put butter on my toast. Toast ruined. 7:51 AM Mar 29th via web
I bought myself a new chair today. Feeling pretty good about myself. 5:23 PM Mar 23rd via web
Hi. I just ate spam. Spam is a tasty treat. 5:00 AM Mar 14th via Twitter for Android
Hi guys. Sorry I have been gone so long. I was eating Wheat Thins. These things are great! :-) 5:43 PM Mar 13th via web
Just took my first bowel movement of the day! 10:55 AM Feb 13th via Twitter for Android
I was sorry to hear about Whtiney Houston. I used to organize my stamp collection to her CDs. 8:42 PM Feb 11th via web
I want to go visit a pumpkin patch. That seems like an interesting way to spend the day! 10:28 AM Feb 7th via Twitter for Android
My wife caught me reading @TheBroboook. :( 9:27 AM Feb 7th via Twitter for Android
Hi guys. Couldn't tweet for a while. I was grounded by my wife. 9:27 AM Feb 7th via Twitter for Android
@tmcs28 I'm glad you enjoyed it! 6:56 PM Jan 25th via web
tmcs28 @DavidBORINGanaz I read this sh*t and laughed so hard, I cried. Thank you. :) 11:41 AM Jan 24th via web Retweeted by DavidBORINGanaz
Hi Honey! 6:56 PM Jan 25th via web

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Location LA & a Boring Place in Utah
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Bio PARODY Twitter account of the most boring man on Twitter, @David_Boreanaz. Go Flyers - I AM NOT ACTUALLY BOREANAZ. He's actually MORE BORING THAN ME.