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Time to celebrate @jordandanger's birthday... in style. instagr.am/p/LZwYDUuRfJ/ about 1 hour ago via Instagram
@DustinWMilligan so, DON'T do it on the driver then? about 5 hours ago via Echofon in reply to DustinWMilligan
Just got a fortune that said "Keep Your Expectations Reasonable." So, lesson learned: Some fortune cookies are dicks. about 5 hours ago via Echofon
Cavemen used to have to HUNT their food. I just watched a guy freak out b/c it was going to take an extra 4 mins to heat up his takeout. about 6 hours ago via Echofon
@MingNa I call those "weekdays". about 11 hours ago via Echofon in reply to MingNa
They cut the scene out of "The Matrix" where Neo pulls an all-nighter filling his cerebellum with porn. about 12 hours ago via Echofon
@LexaShmexa best mom ever. Also, the underworld is where Kate Beckinsale wears skintight leather. We like this place. about 12 hours ago via Echofon in reply to LexaShmexa
@MichaelShanks you look tiny. We need to drink more beer. You supply the balcony. about 12 hours ago via Echofon in reply to MichaelShanks
@levarburton so cool. Many congrats to the mini-Burton. about 12 hours ago via Echofon in reply to levarburton
@RachelTrue then let's do it! about 12 hours ago via Echofon in reply to RachelTrue
Dreamed I was bitching out a delivery guy on the phone because my pizza was 20 mins late. Nice to know my subconscious is also a fatty. about 15 hours ago via Echofon
@ClareGrant do you have a foldout Smarglvn for us to sleep on? Or do we need to book a hotel? about 15 hours ago via Echofon in reply to ClareGrant
@LouDPhillips congrats, brother. Hope everyone watches it twice! about 15 hours ago via Echofon in reply to LouDPhillips
rezound i'm not on facebook is the new i don't own a tv 4:16 PM Jun 1st via web Retweeted by DavidBlue and 731 others
@rosalita9899 so kind of you to say. And great to hear. Keep at it! It's worth it! :) about 15 hours ago via Echofon in reply to rosalita9899
@doonpook buy me the costume, and I'll do it. 12:52 AM Jun 2nd via Echofon in reply to doonpook
Todd_Roy You know what these 2 people have in common? I defeated them both w my leet bowling skillz @Vandiekins22 @DavidBlue twitpic.com/9ruch7 10:34 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android Retweeted by DavidBlue and 2 others
I'm so bad, the ball is scared to come out. instagr.am/p/LXA0lnuRc6/ 10:22 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
Vandiekins22 @Todd_Roy @davidblue @abigailklein @alisonhatfield @DustinWMilligan @evan_m_williams killing it tonight at #luckystrike bowling! Love yall 9:51 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Todd_Roy Retweeted by DavidBlue
@Todd_Roy @Vandiekins22 Stargate joke. Waaaah waaaaahh. 9:35 PM Jun 1st via Echofon in reply to Todd_Roy

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