davidbdale
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I whistle so compulsively the deaf are signing, "Stop!"
40 minutes ago
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Why do Republicans save their complaints about spending binges for spending that actually benefits citizens?
7:12 AM Nov 22nd
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I've told my students so often they need to deliver a meaningful message, it's starting to sound meaningless.
10:42 AM Nov 21st
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Headline writer crisis. "After Being Found in Old City, Man Dies" Shot! Right, Shot! "Man Dies After Being Found Shot in Old City'!
10:40 AM Nov 21st
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@ Inspired by me it could easily be either :)
9:10 AM Nov 21st
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@ long-lost Irish setter?
6:12 AM Nov 21st
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RT @: The Minimalist - Things to Prepare Before the Turkey Goes in the Oven - NYTimes.com
3:15 PM Nov 20th
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When I tried to sleep, my brain was full of ideas; now that I sit down to write, I'm suddenly very sleepy.
4:04 AM Nov 20th
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@ Great chart, but I'd rather see a Rep/Dem comparison.
8:36 AM Nov 19th
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RT @: This is great. RT: @ NYT graphic compares House and Senate health care bills:
8:35 AM Nov 19th
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I can't explain the universe; therefore, there must be a dog.
4:47 AM Nov 19th
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RT @: Damn you, Oulipo, for giving me yet another idea for a book I won't have time or energy to write. Or skill.
4:46 AM Nov 19th
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RT @: Left leg, I'm telling the boss we're late because you failed to initiate the bed exit sequence promptly per standard
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4:46 AM Nov 19th
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RT @: Dreamed about pivot tables last night. That's normal, right?
4:45 AM Nov 19th
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For the record, I predicted last year's financial meltdown. This year, stocks will rise, then fall.
1:21 AM Nov 17th
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"Going Rogue"? I hope it's short. I want to know a little less about her.
1:16 AM Nov 17th
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@ Thanks for a wonderful, musical, entertaining and puzzling show.
7:12 AM Nov 15th
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@ Please tell me they're the crisp, snappy type. There's no sadder oxymoron than the soft ginger snap.
7:09 AM Nov 15th
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@ You know how after you tweet about it, and you tell her how many times you got retweeted, and she gives you that pitying look? Sad.
7:08 AM Nov 15th
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@ Where do you want to shoot them today?
7:06 AM Nov 15th
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- Name Very Short Novels
- Location Near Philadelphia
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- Bio Inventor and sole practitioner of 299-word Very Short Novels
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