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  1. @jendaby - That sounds like something Austin Powers would say: "Yeah, baby! Launch my salt! Groovy!" about 12 hours ago from web in reply to jendaby
  2. @feliciaday - Indeed. Every little girl should start life with a dinosaur, and every little boy should be taught to fantasize about dancers. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to feliciaday
  3. Why the fridge? Because I'm hungry, that's why. @hertzog - "LOL so TRUE....but why the fridge" 9:13 AM Dec 21st from web
  4. Your 20s: "Screw everyone! I'll change the world!" Your 30s: "Screw the government! Let's fix America!" Your 40s: "What's in the fridge?" 4:15 AM Dec 21st from web
  5. If whale song is so fuckin' great, why don't any whales have Top 40 hit songs? Huh? Suck on that, Greenpeace. 7:32 PM Dec 20th from web
  6. Is actress Brittany Murphy dead at 32 of cardiac arrest? That's what celeb ghouls TMZ say - http://bit.ly/8JjRoT #BrittanyMurphy 10:54 AM Dec 20th from web
  7. @ice_wine - At least until the sun runs out of hydrogen and goes supernova. Then, not so much. 10:44 AM Dec 20th from web in reply to ice_wine
  8. Just finished vetting the copyedited ms. of MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN DEATH. Tomorrow I'll revise a pitch for an editor & work on a new project. 7:45 PM Dec 19th from web
  9. @RealJeffreyRoss - Unfortunately, I *am* here. And not looking forward to shoveling that white shite off my steps, either. 7:38 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to RealJeffreyRoss
  10. @wilw - I know what you mean. I'd hoped Obama might be our generation's John F. Kennedy. Looks more like our Jimmy Carter. 7:37 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to wilw
  11. RT @RealJeffreyRoss: Hoooah! RT @USArmy: Saying a special thanks to all of our Soldiers in @TheNatlGuard for being on call and on duty t ... 1:23 PM Dec 19th from web
  12. @Nightwolfwriter - Switching to single malt means choosing one. Balvenie 21? Oban 14? Talisker 10? Cardhu 12? Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban? 1:22 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to Nightwolfwriter
  13. Star Trek's Patrick Stewart to be knighted - http://bit.ly/5cP8CP - STEWART: "Suck it, Shatner! That's SIR PATRICK to you!" 11:28 AM Dec 19th from web
  14. Captain Jack Sparrow: "Yes, but why is the RUM gone?" @daytonward - "After an evening with the Mrs, all our rum's gone." 11:23 AM Dec 19th from web
  15. Just got back from buying stocking-stuffer gifts for my wife, as well as cupcakes for tonight's dessert and bagels for the weekend. 12:37 PM Dec 18th from web
  16. @kevindilmore - You and your daughter need to get into testing so we can isolate the teen-bad-driver gene. 12:35 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to kevindilmore
  17. Thought for the day, c/o Michael Caine in MISS CONGENIALITY: "I'm a grumpy, miserable elitist, and that works for me." 10:19 AM Dec 18th from web
  18. @tgiokdi - I read about this. I've made the error of criticizing bad reviews & been flayed for it. I apologized & learned my lesson. 12:30 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to tgiokdi
  19. Only if the bear is very, very lucky. @kevindilmore - "B.J. *for* the Bear?" 12:27 PM Dec 17th from web
  20. No, I'm just making him look sober. ... @daytonward - Peter O'Toole called. He says you're making him look bad. 12:26 PM Dec 17th from web