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david_j_roth

  1. Man, Idris Elba's Stephen A. Smith imitation is really good. That or I just saw the weirdest Prometheus ad possible.
  2. @michiganling It's appalling without actually being bad. I hope this season ends with a dramatic parking ticket.
  3. @BensPapa True. And eventually someone will replace all those missing light bulbs.
  4. @davehill77 Our DVR is out, which is why I'm watching The Rocketeer get emotional right now instead of the Mets or playoffs.
  5. @ryanhealy Apparently Portland, ME works. I am from New Jersey, and it feels like a sinus headache with bad dialogue.
  6. Relationship issues: my wife loves The Killing. We'll survive this, but it's like watching an underlit movie that never stops, or starts.
  7. In case you missed it late Friday, here I am @classical offering thanks/congratulations that there is no TMZ Sports: theclassical.org/theclog/at-lea…
  8. #GhostfaceLyrics RT @WAD216 All this damn pork gonna have my head throbbing!
  9. #GhostfaceLyrics RT @nocoastoffense dude selling enormous boxes of stovetop stuffing out of his van
  10. I just blocked the feed for TNT's Rizzoli and Isles. It felt about like you'd expect.
  11. @hoophoophooph Ernesto Frieri, closer. Guy Fieri, My Own Personal Pinhead From Hellraiser. I regret even jokingly conflating the two.
  12. @AMirch729 @OGTedBerg @aptaube If you pick "Don't Fear The Reaper" you won't have to sing much. Lots of "60 Bar Guitar Solo" on the video.
  13. @amandarykoff That's a career highlight right there. All I can do is doff my cap.
  14. Is it Ernesto "Guy" Frieri or Ernesto "That's Just Out Of Bounds Flavor" Frieri?
  15. @AMirch729 It's in there! He spends all of '85 fretting over his testimony and stuff. He talks about coke in the first 10 pages.
  16. @AMirch729 It's pretty hilariously frank, actually. Lots of real talk about teammates (SISK) and unprompted "I was hungover" action.
  17. @AMirch729 Memoir, really. With a co-writer. Of 1985. Not a biography. Bad word choice on my part.