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david_elser

  1. @dan_hurst go to bed... about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dan_hurst
  2. oop, there it is. twitter.com/david_elser/st… 12:47 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. the "bay area" is much less bay-y than the name would sugget. 12:44 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. shout out to the Denver airport for having very ergonomically designed toilet seats. 7:24 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @p_glenny2 those jalapeño chips are pretty dope, though 11:02 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to p_glenny2
  6. @JoelBenson2015 SO GOOD 8:31 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JoelBenson2015
  7. @HamSiggins just working camp at gcc, coaching lax, and hanging out with friends. perhaps a few concerts, too. 8:21 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HamSiggins
  8. @HamSiggins gahhhh of course I missed it. no worries though. how is your summer? where have you applied to college? 7:27 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HamSiggins
  9. @HamSiggins dang it, you got me all excited. what was that email chap just sent us? I accidentally deleted it... 7:24 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HamSiggins
  10. @HamSiggins is this a speech team thing? 7:20 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to HamSiggins
  11. @JeffNeiman I am indeed 11:30 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JeffNeiman
  12. it has come to my attention that I have never seen a person of a non-white ethnicity at kohl's. ever. 10:01 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I never wanna act my age... what's my age, again? #np 7:49 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @rosemarypm @samir_here why do you have to go? 6:03 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rosemarypm
  15. I just pooped the biggest turd of my life, in honor of the Lawrence township graduation. 1:10 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name David Elser
  • Location under the table and dreaming
  • Bio we have met the enemy and he is us.
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