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david_a_pearson

  1. @weezmgk oops, apologies for my buffoonery! about 17 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. #NothingFiner than havin your baby girl havin a sleep on u. Safe and content in the arms of her daddad. 3:50 AM Jun 3rd via Twitter for Android
  3. @weezmgk @BadAstronomer @ProfBrianCox isn't that story from 2000? still idiots tho. 12:48 PM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android in reply to weezmgk
  4. #replacequotewiththingamajig I David, do take thee Thingamajig... 12:53 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android
  5. RIP Runty bbc.co.uk/nature/18035848 1:28 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  6. I'm so glad the perimeter heaters on bus are on. I was afraid my feet would get chilly. 8:58 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  7. @James_Thackray that is so hardcore. Go steady! 8:18 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to James_Thackray
  8. They were just going to the ATM machine where they'd get asked for their PIN number by an LCD display. #RASSyndrome 12:39 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  9. It's a PIN! Not a PIN Number! Why would u have a Personal Identification Number Number? #RASSyndrome 12:35 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
  10. @carrieerbag4 as much as #Eurovision is poopoo, nothin funnier than Wogan gettin more and more pissed and insulting foreigners! 12:20 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to carrieerbag4
  11. @James_Thackray hmmm, if I could get that for a fiver... 11:38 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to James_Thackray
  12. @carrieerbag4 @dafodilprincess @Krysty_PJRM blame Steve Martin #diarrhoeasongs google.co.uk/url?sa=t&sourc… 6:11 AM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  13. tomorro is Saturday #BecauseItsFriday today 1:51 PM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  14. @carrieerbag4 enough of the effing #diarrhoeasongs #blockcarrierbag4 1:49 PM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  15. If #diarrhoeasongs starts trending I may cry. 3:09 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  16. Brilliant twitter.com/david_a_pearso… 12:25 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android
  17. mildly amusing, no more, no less thedailymash.co.uk/news/internati… 11:54 AM May 17th via Twitter for Android
  18. @Krysty_PJRM @bearded_ginge I beg your pardon? Is that an appropriate tweet?! 12:07 PM May 16th via Twitter for Android in reply to Krysty_PJRM
  19. #BestTVThemesEver The Little Green Man. Written by my old music teacher Hugh Finnegan. Leg end. 8:16 AM May 15th via Twitter for Android