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david07martin

  1. I'll pay the TV license fee for everyone in the audience if Gaybo announces later that he's taking back his late late slot for good.”
  2. I assume Brendan Rodgers told his wife "If Gylfi Sigurdsson calls,tell him I've nipped down the shops"
  3. I would wish Brendan Rodgers every success in his career but I can't do so because of his new employers. Fear he'll be a great success.
  4. #WhatTurnsMeOff "the switch" said the light.
  5. #WhatTurnsMeOFF People that have no goals and nothing going for themselves
  6. "Blackberry or iPhone" The iPhone leaves the Blackberry in its shadow
  7. "Blackberry or iPhone" - anyone who has a blackberry clearly knows an iPhone is going to win this battle
  8. Andy Murray's physio will have a load of missed calls from Hargreaves,Owen,Dyer and Ledley King after this match!
  9. Such bad tempered players in the English team who forgot they were playing for charity..disgraceful tackle on Gordon Ramsey #SoccerAid
  10. #MostCommonLies i don't hold grudges. I let it go !”
  11. Malcolm Glazer may be officially alive but he's still very much dead to Us united fans..
  12. Seems Seanie Jonston is to play for Kildare. Next they will be bidding for Drogba #GAA
  13. Paul McShane called up to the Ireland squad for the friendly on Saturday.....I'd rather Trapattoni togged out himself.”
  14. Paul McShane and Emil Heskey trending... Two of the modern greats right there”
  15. Calling Paul McShane in for defensive cover is like calling Gary Glitter into babysit.”
  16. Everybody Dies , But Not Everybody lives