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DaveZula

  1. Bruce Springsteen: Storytellers- Because his songs aren’t wordy enough.
  2. Does the USA need a new “Miss USA” every year? How about a long-term committed relationship for a change? You dog, you.
  3. The clientele at this In-N-Out Burger do not meet my standards.
  4. I don’t think any movies really deserve awards. #MovieAwards
  5. @WitStreamdotcom He says it like the guy from the Foo Fighters?
  6. What a coincidence that “Poor Drake” is trending and I just saw a homeless dude that kind of looks like Poor Drake.
  7. Read all of today’s tweets in a Donald Duck voice. No time to explain. Just do it.
  8. The bill at Denny’s should never be more than 8 dollars.
  9. Biplanes go both ways.
  10. @sweet_toof Big Annie Liebowitz fan? @curlycomedy
  11. You know that song, “I Just Can’t Get Enough?” ENOUGH.
  12. @curlycomedy @MarshallSella Aw, shucks, guys…
  13. Writing a romantic comedy screenplay about Twitter called “Never Been #FF’d.” I will play the lead.
  14. What does Mayor Bloomberg have against large cup-sizes?
  15. “@OMGFactsSex: Americans spend more @ stripclubs than @ all theatrs & classical concert halls combined.” Concert halls need a champagne room
  16. I’m so relieved to find out John Edwards didn’t do it.