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I'm fed up with my girlfriend's OCD. She's insisting that I arrange my DVDs alphabetically.
I can't put Up with It any longer.
40 minutes ago
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Joey Barton was assaulted outside a nightclub in Liverpool last night.
Merseyside Police are treating the incident as hilarious.
about 1 hour ago
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My girlfriend left me the other day because of my obsession with planning things early,
that's her off the Christmas card list.
about 1 hour ago
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Brilliant line up at the palace today.
Sir Paul Macartny
Sir Tom Jones
Sir Cliff Richard
Of course the queen will be there. Sir elton John
about 1 hour ago
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Spent months growing my hair, dad buys new shears, test them on me, and now Im Back to crime watch style
about 1 hour ago
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Didn't stop at Cheshire Oaks. Rammed. Tour of the Wirral, Birkenhead & Lpool instead
about 1 hour ago
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Olympic torch relay to Dublin has been cancelled as the Irish government have accepted a best offer on eBay for their torch!
about 5 hours ago
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Diamond Jubilee. Pah.
I was on the throne for at least 20mins this morning and I didn't get a concert.
There was a flotilla though!
about 5 hours ago
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As the Queen was stepping off her barge yesterday, she said to Prince Charles "mind your step son"
"It's ok Mama. Harry's behind me"
about 5 hours ago
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I'm sick of defending my son every time someone calls him a freak.
He needs to learn how to stand on his own three feet.
about 5 hours ago
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I'm shocked & stunned to learn about Joey Bartons "altercation", it's totally out if character.
about 5 hours ago
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@ almost forgot. I am doin something exciting & enjoyable, I'm off to Cheshire Oaks :(
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to Cheryl666
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@ you're all as mad as friggin hatters :) x
about 5 hours ago
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@ nice one. Has SHE got a name? Kaths is called Rosie ??
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to Cheryl666
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@ not really, play if by ear. Feels like we're having 3 Sundays. You doin anything ? x
about 5 hours ago
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@ morning Cheryl, and you hun x
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to Cheryl666
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@ I agree Pete, first impressions and all that. Don't like the silver neckline, be better all black for me.
about 7 hours ago
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I got in an accident with a Smart Car yesterday and it was completely wrecked.
My bicycle is fine though.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Mornin Percy, don't think I could've coped with another yesterday. Have a good day mate.
about 8 hours ago
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Good Morning. It's stopped raining !
about 8 hours ago
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- Name Dave
- Location Cheshire
- Bio Love the family, love the dogs, love Liverpool FC, love sport, love music, and many other things. I will always follow you back #lfc #ynwa #jft96
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