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daveywww

  1. I'm fed up with my girlfriend's OCD. She's insisting that I arrange my DVDs alphabetically. I can't put Up with It any longer.
  2. Joey Barton was assaulted outside a nightclub in Liverpool last night. Merseyside Police are treating the incident as hilarious.
  3. My girlfriend left me the other day because of my obsession with planning things early, that's her off the Christmas card list.
  4. Brilliant line up at the palace today. Sir Paul Macartny Sir Tom Jones Sir Cliff Richard Of course the queen will be there. Sir elton John
  5. Spent months growing my hair, dad buys new shears, test them on me, and now Im Back to crime watch style
  6. Didn't stop at Cheshire Oaks. Rammed. Tour of the Wirral, Birkenhead & Lpool instead
  7. Olympic torch relay to Dublin has been cancelled as the Irish government have accepted a best offer on eBay for their torch!
  8. Diamond Jubilee. Pah. I was on the throne for at least 20mins this morning and I didn't get a concert. There was a flotilla though!
  9. As the Queen was stepping off her barge yesterday, she said to Prince Charles "mind your step son" "It's ok Mama. Harry's behind me"
  10. I'm sick of defending my son every time someone calls him a freak. He needs to learn how to stand on his own three feet.
  11. I'm shocked & stunned to learn about Joey Bartons "altercation", it's totally out if character. #prayforjoey
  12. @Cheryl666 almost forgot. I am doin something exciting & enjoyable, I'm off to Cheshire Oaks :(
  13. @Cheryl666 you're all as mad as friggin hatters :) x
  14. @Cheryl666 nice one. Has SHE got a name? Kaths is called Rosie ??
  15. @Cheryl666 not really, play if by ear. Feels like we're having 3 Sundays. You doin anything ? x
  16. @Cheryl666 morning Cheryl, and you hun x
  17. @Peterwmc12 I agree Pete, first impressions and all that. Don't like the silver neckline, be better all black for me.
  18. I got in an accident with a Smart Car yesterday and it was completely wrecked. My bicycle is fine though.
  19. @percy606 Mornin Percy, don't think I could've coped with another yesterday. Have a good day mate.
  20. Good Morning. It's stopped raining !