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@Marussia_F1Team That's a great shot. F1 media always so polished - great to see a "real" photo. 6:21 AM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to Marussia_F1Team
#bbccricket Re: 1417 Not only the worst pun so far, you've also made the most simple of grammatical errors: confusing off/of. BBC standards! 6:20 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
@naomi_havergal Fuck the whole process. Switzerland were fucking class haha. 1:59 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to naomi_havergal
I wish Sara Cox would get lost somewhere in Baku. 1:58 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck
Right, now or never haha. 1:56 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck
@cafcbrad Not gonna ruin it, but lump it ALL on that 11/8 ffs. 1:56 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to cafcbrad
@cafcbrad They don't say what order til after the final do they? 1:55 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to cafcbrad
@cafcbrad Oh my god haha. 1:55 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to cafcbrad
@cafcbrad Don't look at my timeline ffs haha 1:54 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to cafcbrad
Haha. Ffs, Ireland fuck off 1:54 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck
@cafcbrad Semi final 1 btw. Russia will piss it with the old biddies. Like Switzerland best out of these haha. 1:53 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to cafcbrad
Yes, Iceland are fucking shit and they always go through haha 1:52 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck
MOLDOVA, are you taking the piss!? 1:52 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck
Jamie Cullum co-wrote Germany's entry? Execute the fucker! 1:50 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck
@cafcbrad @smeghead06 Good question. We had 32 teams for their age group last year.. Fucking world cup! 1:48 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to cafcbrad
@smeghead06 @cafcbrad Oh ffs League and cup double. Tournament is only going one fucking way haha. 1:44 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to smeghead06
@smeghead06 @cafcbrad Just looked into them... Potteries Junior Youth League U14 div 1... 1 Crewe Alex Tigers U14 22 18 2 2 56. Thanks. 1:43 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck
@smeghead06 @cafcbrad Crewe Alex Tigers U14 have entered our tournament. FFS haha. 1:40 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck
@NJWanless Saturated Fat alert! 1:20 PM May 21st via TweetDeck in reply to NJWanless
Fucking genius haha RT @Sexpot_Sharon: #NotBeingRudeBut can u sit sumware else?? Ur last punter is drippin owt of ur twat onto mi best crocs 12:57 PM May 21st via TweetDeck

Name Dave Worley
Location Stourbridge, West Midlands, UK
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Bio Analyst for @thejewelhut, Press Officer for @wordsleywaspsfc. Sports (WBA FC), Politics (Lab) and TV! Boyfriend to the wonderful @kate_sheals too!