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DaveWillis2

  1. Hey twitterverse...at the risk of losing followers, who stole my fucking belt?!? #onthedresser #not2secondsago
  2. @normarcher you're whoring for a retweet
  3. “@DamonIcke: did Ween do an ATHF theme?” was supposed to happen in April but they bagged it last minute. Bummed, but now I think I know why.
  4. Just saw Prometheus. Turns out Adam and Eve were shit-feasting parasites in moon-crab manure. Kirk Cameron, I look forward to your response.
  5. @valentrina_ @ollierosegreen ace of spades 5x #williamsstreet #fingerhole #rollpatrol
  6. “@Hunturtle The restaurant I work at in Alaska showin' some love for the Meat Man! twitter.com/Hunturtle/stat…” New eps premiere June 24!
  7. Opening skirmish for Williams Street Fingerhole Roll Patrol against Stankonia! @ollierosegreen @valentrina_ @matthutchy yfrog.us/na893z
  8. @andrewpetrol can't release it yet, but this summer
  9. Short notice ATL! Performing tonight @ The Village Theatre 9PM! Improv w/ Steven Yeun (Glenn from "The Walking Dead") villagecomedy.com
  10. @koolboobs ha! I know your sis! Good work in those ads
  11. @nekocase Fox Confessor DRINKS the Blood. That's right. Changed two words now. Good luck, Anti- lawyers #punkrock
  12. @NekoCase now we're calling it Fox Confessor Brings the Blood. Fucking do something about it, Neko #punkrock #takingdownthesystem #cabletv
  13. Iggy Pop's label wants too much money to use his song as title for our new tv show. We said no. Who is more punk rock? Punks, please advise.
  14. In honor of mothers everywhere, tonight I will try to give birth to a beautiful 8-pound kid(ney stone)
  15. @jonwurster who leaked my "Better Off Dad" screenplay? Tad at Universal?