davevrabel
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"You ever notice how you never get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed."
about 3 hours ago
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That was one HELL of a meal...turkey, pumpkin pie, the works. And the hosts were so accommodating. We gotta run - thanks, White House!
about 3 hours ago
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Happy Thansgiving to my four twitter actual followers and the 85 Malaysian-based porn-bots who are looking for sexy good time!
10:33 AM Nov 25th
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In 'Return Of The Jedi', those thrown in the Sarlaac Pit would be digested for 1,000 years. The Sausage McGriddle I just ate may take longer
5:32 AM Nov 24th
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Per the request of @, an old NATN piece , in recognition of the E Street Band's hiatus.
1:55 PM Nov 23rd
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Removing electrical tape from torso and gargling with Listerine feverishly. I am NEVER playing "Rock Band: Adam Lambert Edition" ever again.
12:39 PM Nov 23rd
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RT @ Column: goes on hiatus, and there’s an waffle shortage. This week sucks. «
12:37 PM Nov 23rd
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The "SWINE FLEW"?? RT @: And now Paula Deen being hit in face with a ham.
11:04 AM Nov 23rd
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In honor of Tim Lincecum's 2nd Cy Young award, play 'Which One Is Tim?' right here!
5:51 AM Nov 20th
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Book signing begins! We are told she will not take pictures or answer questions. Just like the final month of the campaign
4:30 PM Nov 19th
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I traveled to Bristol, TN. THAT'S why I have a 'HONK IF YOU'VE BEEN IN BRISTOL' bumper sticker! Now flip my car back over!
3:19 PM Nov 19th
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I wish to God this woman behind me in line would stop singing Air Supply's "Sara." Jesus. I hope I'm on her death panel.
2:12 PM Nov 19th
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Still 2 hours until Sarah. We open the Levi Johnston 'Playgirl' out of curiosity. Talk about a 'Great Alaskan Pipeline'...
1:43 PM Nov 19th
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To gain spots in line, I use the "OBAMA'S AT YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW TAKING YOUR HUNTING RIFLE!" on some people ahead of me
12:59 PM Nov 19th
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Uh-oh - they booked Palin AND the author of "Chicken Soup for the Gay, Anti-Gun Abortion Doctor's Soul" on the same night.
12:18 PM Nov 19th
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It grows cold. Rainy. The going is tough. So we ask "What Would Sarah Do When The Going Gets Tough?" We all quit our jobs
11:39 AM Nov 19th
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Someone opens "The Big Book of Palin Baby Names," and we pick our 5 favorites - Stump, Gasket, Squatter, Acorn and Spork
11:03 AM Nov 19th
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Woman next to me offers to share her hot cocoa. SOCIALIST! Go back to Moscow and take your Thermos with you, commie whore!
10:07 AM Nov 19th
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They're polite, but I have little to discuss with those in line at the Palin book signing, as I am the only one not in taxidermy school.
9:09 AM Nov 19th
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In line at the Palin book signing! 7 hours to go! Firing up the venison barbecue and cranking up the Rascal Flatts! It's a party in the GOP!
8:54 AM Nov 19th
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- Name David Vrabel
- Location Indianapolis
- Bio Constantly seeking out my true purpose in this punishing world, as well as which area restaurant has the best waffles.
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