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Hmmmm.... Feeling the need to blow off steam in a silly and self-destructive mannerabout 4 hours ago from TwitterFon
Six rum concoctions sealed. Officially avoiding rum til Saturday nowabout 4 hours ago from txt
@_glo_ there is also a poofy:shininess ratio to calculate. you can see your reflection in his hair some times.about 6 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to _glo_
Booze run has turned into an everything run. I think @arborlatria is about to murder me.about 8 hours ago from TwitterFon
It is now Silly Walk Hour until 5pm. Walk silly, or else!about 10 hours ago from TwitterFox
@_glo_ I have heard of this "work" phenomenon. I think it's a fad and will pass soon. I'll avoid it until it becomes ironically retro-hip.about 16 hours ago from web in reply to _glo_
@_glo_ No it's not! It's, uh, Tuesday! (just go with it, that way I am not so far behind schedule).about 17 hours ago from TwitterFox in reply to _glo_
Braaaaiiiinnnnsssss....about 19 hours ago from TwitterFon
I wonder how else this can be applied? Heroes Season 2 was in Hillsboro? M. Jackson is in Hillsboro?about 24 hours ago from txt
"It's in Hillsboro this year" is becoming code for "planners are sick of it."about 24 hours ago from txt
@lovemotionstory stalking you is so much easier via twitterabout 24 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to lovemotionstory
@thekevinwilson that's a message that needs context ... But not photos.1:55 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFon in reply to thekevinwilson
This is the . . . seventh? Eighth? time I have had to delete that addy from my lists. But *I* am the stalker?4:51 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFox
Crazy ex who's hubby tried to attack me in a bar and called me a "stalker?" Her address showed up in dR newsletter subscriptions. Again.4:50 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFox
Going offline for the rest of the day. Sorry.2:42 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFox
@typsie Those sick puppy-shooting bastards!2:12 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFox in reply to typsie
@_glo_ BMI was always useless. I think Pen & Teller did a bit on it for Bullshit season 5. . .1:35 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFox in reply to _glo_
@cacophonous_joy Bah. People riding bikes Saturday night are just wrong.12:44 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFox in reply to cacophonous_joy
@lovemotionstory bring me some?11:54 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon in reply to lovemotionstory
Need magic fairies who cook and put away tools.11:08 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon

Name davethegreat
Location Portland, Oregon
Web http://drunkenram...
Bio I kick puppies. Not, like, professionally or anything, just a nice hobby.

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