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  1. Today I learned that "jam session" means "mental masturbation."
  2. @merrickmonroe that was fast
  3. Like everyone else on earth, I have google wave invites. Want one?
  4. There are few things more satisfying than being tipsy on booze you personally have made
  5. Doing the "I told you so dance" #fb
  6. @merrickmonroe they also have elderberry juice concentrate!
  7. Huh. Just got summarily booted from my position with the city. Still on the board though.
  8. ::: looks left, looks right, tentatively steps out into the daylight :::
  9. @arashikami: http://verydemotivational.c... You are the pope!
  10. @NuclearDwight No, he put fossils here to test the IQ of the bible belt. They ... didn't do well.
  11. @shadsbat Your hair dye leeched its way into your taste buds. Duh.
  12. @cacophonous_joy http://www.geekologie.com/2...
  13. Oh. . . Fuck You, Mr. President. SIGN THE DAMN LAND MINE TREATY!!!
  14. Heh. Hey, guess what was published 150 years ago? A giant STFU to non-empirical evidence.
  15. @I_AM_Kirok No way man, if all else fails, once the ABV passes the 10% range, it is pretty self-preserving. Just keep oxygen away from it.
  16. @merrickmonroe BOO!
  17. correction: 1.0083 +/- 0.0002. Damn decimal system. . .
  18. Event horizon (for those who care) is when it drops below a specific gravity of 1.083 +/- 0.002
  19. Am repurposing the thermometer bits and making them into "hey, the hooch is done!"-o-meters. When the event horizon passes, they sink.
  20. I had to calculate the specific gravity of the saltwater to four decimal places to get that to work. 1/32 teaspoon of salt increments.