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  1. In South Africa, Dave and Buster's was renamed Thabo n' Becky's. 8:21 AM Nov 11th from web
  2. Here's a helpful rhyme I use to stay healthy: Blood in your stool - that ain't cool. Blood in your urine - What are you, Honduran? 3:14 PM Nov 10th from web
  3. I wish I knew how to quit Aerosmith. 11:04 AM Nov 10th from web
  4. Free band name idea: The Golf Pencils You Get At Ikea. 9:15 AM Nov 10th from Birdhouse
  5. History will show that Gwyneth Paltrow's was the nicest smelling fat suit. 7:19 AM Nov 10th from web
  6. My local DVD rental place has a section called Jude Lore. 11:17 PM Nov 9th from Birdhouse
  7. Still holding my breath for Steven Spielberg's Monkees-style series starring Supergrass. 3:30 PM Nov 9th from web
  8. My dog is cuddling up with a sweater like a high school girlfriend while you're discreetly banging co-eds and pledging Kappa. 11:49 AM Nov 9th from web
  9. @charliedemers Mr. Spector, tear down this wall of sound. 10:14 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to charliedemers
  10. Delta blues makes Chicago blues look like nobody likes the blues. 8:51 AM Nov 9th from Birdhouse
  11. #threewordsaftersex Nice work, Lovitz. 4:42 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  12. Our prices are going down faster than Alanis Morissette in a theatre full of impressionists. 3:04 PM Nov 8th from Birdhouse
  13. Wow, these guys obliterated the record for mentions of "horchata" in a pop song, previously held by Gloria Estefan. 7:57 AM Nov 8th from web
  14. @joannalovesyou Did you see the Pixies on Conan last night? 9:02 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to joannalovesyou
  15. Frank Caliendo does a mean Frank Black. 8:45 PM Nov 7th from Birdhouse
  16. @lonelysandwich Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you. No vo-vo-dee-oh. 6:16 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to lonelysandwich
  17. @lonelysandwich Nice hair, Donald Trump. No comb-o... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ver. 5:56 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to lonelysandwich
  18. @craxy @sandwichpolice @lonelysandwich I don't want anymore of these jokes. No more-o. 5:46 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  19. @sandwichpolice you wish. 5:00 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to sandwichpolice
  20. @lonelysandwich @craxy On Moische, on Herschel. No Schlomo. 5:00 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie