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  1. TLC's Saturday lineup: Say Yes To The Dress, Flowers Uncut, Save The Date Card Sharks, Veil To The Cheap, Bed Wedding. about 5 hours ago from web
  2. @judo_nnn Is that from the movies or the comic books? about 5 hours ago from web in reply to judo_nnn
  3. Glass is a liquid, especially glass diarrhea. Sorry. about 8 hours ago from web
  4. You're telling me the lyrics aren't "Can can can you do the Can-Can?" about 20 hours ago from web
  5. @Laurashmlaura Nice try. I'm doomed to wallow in the 980's. about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Laurashmlaura
  6. My doctor says I need to eat more fruit leather and less pizza dough leather. about 22 hours ago from web
  7. Soft tacos. Soft nachos. Soggy taquitos. This is what Mexican babies eat. 9:31 AM Nov 13th from web
  8. Mas taquitos! 7:58 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. Someday I'd like somebody to feel about me the way David Letterman feels about Amanda Peet. 11:47 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  10. @joannalovesyou We think he shoplifted it. 11:26 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to joannalovesyou
  11. When's the right time to tell someone you have a wife and child? 12 episodes into Top Chef. 10:56 PM Nov 12th from Birdhouse
  12. @charliedemers Why couldn't it have burned down before one of our Thursday night shows? Preferably the first one and all subsequent ones. 9:50 PM Nov 12th from web
  13. @nictate Very sorry. I've got some Studio 60 tweets a-brewin'. 7:43 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to nictate
  14. The Accidental Parkourist. #makeathingaboutthat 7:35 PM Nov 12th from Birdhouse
  15. What time is Kath & Kim on tonight? 4:26 PM Nov 12th from web
  16. This isn't a duffle coat; it's a windbreaker with a duffle coating. 7:14 AM Nov 12th from web
  17. No new Eastwick this week? That's the worst possible Eastwick news that could ever happen. 10:15 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  18. I hope nobody applies the principles of judo to use my entitlement against me. 5:51 PM Nov 11th from web
  19. Another free band name: Tilda & The Swintones. 2:08 PM Nov 11th from web
  20. Wipin' butts at the Red Bull Durvtag. 11:36 AM Nov 11th from Birdhouse