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@vmjcarruthers @GBarlowOfficial hey, better than a Gary Barlow tweet, have one from a #Pompey fan ;) Happy birthday xXx about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to vmjcarruthers
@taughtyourboyf I’m alive - always a good start to the day :) off to the local village gala (fete) now #lifeisonebigrockandrollparty about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to taughtyourboyf
@taughtyourboyf nobody gonna argue with that about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to taughtyourboyf
2 coffees 2 toast 3 tablets :s about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@taughtyourboyf :0 about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to taughtyourboyf
@taughtyourboyf its not your smile I’d ruin ;) about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to taughtyourboyf
@Tom_Overton @tomdearie @ArchCrippledick @rosclarke @emwebs @AmandaPFC1 #goodpointwellmade about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Tom_Overton
@taughtyourboyf see, you’re moaning now! Obviously someone had your phone before ;) about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to taughtyourboyf
@greshamfenton haha, ok :) about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to greshamfenton
@Tom_Overton @tomdearie @ArchCrippledick @rosclarke @emwebs @AmandaPFC1 I really want to do Hartlepool and Yeovil, Crewe & Tranmere too about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Tom_Overton
@tomdearie @ArchCrippledick @rosclarke @emwebs great, loving that about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to tomdearie
Right, best get up. Shower, coffee, breakfast required before the Gala about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
@greshamfenton were you both swimming down Southsea? about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to greshamfenton
@tomdearie @ArchCrippledick @rosclarke @emwebs @AmandaPFC1 @Tom_Overton nice one. I’ve met most of those, will defo have to meet next season about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to tomdearie
@greshamfenton wow really? Never knew. about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to greshamfenton
@tomdearie Ah well, did u meet a few on saturday? about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to tomdearie
@taughtyourboyf fook off, has someone twaped Lisa?? Can’t be her tweeting this ffs!! about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to taughtyourboyf
@tomdearie were you lot not meeting up last night? about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to tomdearie
@tomdearie heavy one mate ? about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to tomdearie
@duncanowen come across the pennines mate, its much nicer this side of the divide :) about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to duncanowen

Name Porthos The Enforcer
Location Rainhill, Merseyside, UK
Web http://walkingbac...
Bio Dad of 4, Pompey fan exiled to Merseyside. Jolly Boy. Tattood hairy person. Coach at Rainhill Utd U9's. PompeyMusketeer. Jedi Knight. Infrequent Blogger. #IHOW