davemhughes
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Putting the government in charge of healthcare is a great idea. If you get hurt, they will fix you right up..once they finish the Great Park
about 23 hours ago
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I have a good friend who is a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. He just lies awake at night and wonders if there is a dog...
8:03 PM Nov 24th
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Youth ministry math: Friday night ice cream sundae topping bar = saturday morning pancake topping bar.
8:19 AM Nov 7th
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Just told a kid in my jr high bible study that he cant open the ruffles till he counts out loud to 700...i live for this stuff...
7:02 PM Nov 4th
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I’m not a big fan of government regulation, but I think that the day you have a child, your World of Warcraft account should be deleted.
3:38 PM Oct 28th
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Dear Every College Textbook I Ever Had (ECTIEH), Sorry for being a white male. You clearly don't like me much. Sry bout the columbus thing
12:23 PM Oct 23rd
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Just set a new whack-a-mole record at dave and busters. No joke. Video coming soon.
7:07 PM Sep 25th
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Rick Warren just started his message with a statement that may or may not end up blowing up all over the internet...anyone hear it?
7:43 PM Aug 28th
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Sitting through my "The International Economy" class...So stoked. Haven't had a legit class in forever. Numbers are legit. Theories suck.
7:48 PM Aug 25th
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Last time I spoke in Wildside I came up with a reason to have a hockey stick on stage...this time: baseball bat. get ready, people...
3:46 PM Aug 14th
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The direction I want to take the message in Wildside this weekend just "clicked" and I started jumping in my bed...so stoked...
4:06 PM Aug 12th
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I seriously don't understand why I don't have swine flu and everyone else does...I feel like such a survivor right now...
9:35 PM Aug 9th
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last day of PDYM conference...@, Moine and I are crankin' Whitney Houston "I wanna dance w/ somebody" on repeat in the refinery. yup
8:38 AM Jul 17th
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balloon animal air pumps don't blow up air mattresses very well..it's like if someone asked a clown to make them a humpback whale balloon...
10:57 PM Jul 2nd
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Saddleback Worship Conference: Day 1...choosing music to play in the refinery during registration...worship pastors are suckers for coldplay
8:38 AM Jun 24th
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beating career mode in any motorcycle game is hard...even if you name your racer Chazz...ask me and luke where our last 24 hours went
1:35 PM Jun 18th
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@ ...luke's like you made it dude.
10:42 AM May 23rd
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@ dude you are gonna be so hip for crave tonight ;) i'm stuck in class till 1, but gonna come watch you guys film at 130 ish
11:55 AM May 14th
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New Photoshop goodness... /
10:07 PM May 13th
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if you're my roommate and write your name on a plastic cup..there is a 100% chance that the words "likes boys" will be added within 24 hours
7:53 PM May 6th
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