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davemckendal

  1. @SuzyBogguss You're forgiven - but consider yourself lucky not to be doing your next concert in the Tower of London
  2. Why don't dictionaries have an index?
  3. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
  4. @littlemammy Can you imagine what it is like supporting Hartlepool United? I look forward each year to the cricket season.
  5. @kenarmstrong1 I guess the prize will have expired by now. More kudos though - I'm nearly Greek now!
  6. @kenarmstrong1 __________________________________ (A 1D movie) I have a photographic memory; it's not that well developed yet
  7. @kenarmstrong1 I've had a re-think. Could it be Flatliners?
  8. Fabulous night in Kendal thanks to @SuzyBogguss. Thanks for coming and putting on such a brilliant show.
  9. @SuzyBogguss There's only one Elvis!
  10. Can my Dyson be any good if it really sucks?
  11. @GenesisAppeal Eating staples is bad for you, unless you have an iron deficiency. Instead of staples, you can also bite your nails
  12. @ddenna143 Terry didn't play and Lampard was hardly in the game. Two words sum you lot up Band Wagon
  13. @andreagillies They're even having toast at the local zoo. The monkeys put the bread under the gorilla
  14. @kenarmstrong1 Walk the Line?
  15. @SuzyBogguss It will be good to have you back. Will see you in Kendal, thanks for coming!
  16. @andreagillies Did you remember to take your Liszt
  17. @SuzyBogguss Is that Lisa Smith of "For all I am" fame? Bring her to England with you for the "Re-union tour". See you in Bootleggers!
  18. Just eaten an entire large Toblerone. I'm chock-full
  19. @Lyndaam14 Her website is old but good fun! You can colour it in! I need to get out more.