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davelosso

  1. @WindyCityGamer Boosh. about 8 hours ago via web in reply to WindyCityGamer
  2. Most of the GOT finale was setup but that last scene farted excellence right in my welcoming face. about 9 hours ago via web
  3. I dunno about any thrones buy there's certainly a Game Of Bones goin' on in my pants right now. about 12 hours ago via web
  4. Watching Speed 2: Cruise Control with @cheeseboxin and @ixSEANxi. This movie is 2 hours of fucking nonsense. 9:46 PM Jun 2nd via web
  5. "What world does Rock Of Ages exist in?" - Google search I just did. 6:51 PM Jun 2nd via web
  6. @GoFrankGo At first I thought you were saying the pup ran away crying but then I thought "No, no, that's Frank." 2:51 PM Jun 2nd via web in reply to GoFrankGo
  7. Was having a great day until I ran into @rjcaseywrites earlier. BUZZKILL. 2:37 PM Jun 2nd via web
  8. We get it ad agencies, you think white/old people dancing in mundane situations is funny. 2:35 PM Jun 2nd via web
  9. @azizansari @rejectedjokes I'm gonna be printing this at my work next week homies. riptapparel.com/shirt/06/02/20… 1:59 PM Jun 2nd via web
  10. Greetings from my butthole. #goodnight 8:39 PM Jun 1st via web
  11. Alright, time for work. Stay beautiful you sonsabitches. #turtledad #yotdo 6:15 AM Jun 1st via web
  12. Guys, I'm hard on myself because I know we can do better at Twitter. Don't let them win. 6:13 AM Jun 1st via web
  13. Obviously I'm not a big enough baller to include a question mark in the former tweet. Very un-baller punctuation typo. 6:12 AM Jun 1st via web
  14. "Yo check my shit out. I switch shower curtains on the reg." - Me on Cribs, assuming MTV still does Cribs (I'm old?). 6:11 AM Jun 1st via web
  15. Amazon, why would you recommend another shower curtain after I just bought one. I'm not THAT big of a baller. 6:11 AM Jun 1st via web
  • Name Dave Losso
  • Location Chicago, IL
  • Web http://www.davelo...
  • Bio The script comes across as if it was written by a fifth grader who just found curse words.
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